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Filthy

By warandpeass | December 16, 2023

6 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again." 2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree." 3. "But they won't want a filthy tree." 4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!" 5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!" 6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as Bird, birds, christmas, christmas tree, comic, comic strip, comics, December, fig, figs, filthy, funny, hilarious, humor, lol, shit on me, tree, trees, war and peas, webcomic.

Daily Affirmations

By warandpeass | November 5, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A shiny butterfly: "I can cause a tornado!" 2. A ladybug: "I will bring luck to all I meet." 3. A praying mantis: "I will get eatn by my sexual partner." 4. Praying mantis: "Wait, what?"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as butterflies, butterfly, butterfly effect, comic, comics, ladybug, ladybugy, luck, lucky, mantis, praying mantis, timmy, tornado, wait what, webcomic.

Vampire Residence

By warandpeass | October 31, 2023

Comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A vampire is facing a lynch mob in front of his castle, "What the -" 2. Panel: Vampire: "How do you even know where I live?" 3. Panel: "What gave me away?" 4. Panel: Zoom out. You can now see the super spooky, dark castle vampire.

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as castle, dark, eerie, halloween, house, lynch, Lynch mob, residence, spooky, vamp, vampire, what gave me away.

Flatmates

By warandpeass | October 22, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Slutty Witch and her cat Lord Nibbles are sitting on the couch watching Friends. The witch says, "Sitcoms are so unrealistic." 2. "No one ever fights about the dishes... or laundry." 3. She looks at her cat angrily, "Or why ONE flatmate has to hock up their hairballs when the other one has a date!" 4. EARLIER: Slutty Witch is on the bed with a sexy vampire girl. They're about to have sex. Both look startled at something outside of the panel. They hear "ACK ACK" sounds. The vampire says, "Umm, is he okay?"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as ack, Best of Slutty Witch, black cat, cat, comic, date, dishes, Flatmates, friends, hair ball, hair balls, Hairballs, laundry, lord nibbles, nibbles, sexy time, sitcom, sitcoms, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, Vampire girl, Vampire Lady, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Vampire Tinder

By warandpeass | October 12, 2023

Comic called Vampire Tinder. A vampire girl swipes through Tinder but none of the profiles show any person because Vampires are invisible to cameras. She sighs.

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as Bumble, Cassius, comic, Dante, Edward, Elvira, funny, humor, Hunter, invisible, Jezebel, Lestat, lol, tinder, vamp, vampire, Vampire Lady, vampires, Vlas, war and peas, webcomic.

Lord of Darkness

By warandpeass | October 8, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, the black cat, sits on a windowsill under a moonlit sky and says, "Once I was Lord of the Underworld and people trembled in fear when they heard my name." Panel 2: A witch enters the room, raising her arms excitedly. She says, "Nibbles! Did you make a big stinky again?" Lord Nibbles looks up from the table with a guilty expression. Panel 3: The witch holds Lord Nibbles close and says, "You silly widdle wuffle!" Lord Nibbles looks slightly annoyed but resigned. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles, now held like a baby by the witch, looks out the window and says, "Oh, how times change..."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lol, lord, lord nibbles, nibbles, Slutty Witch, spooky, stinky, webcomic, witch.

The Office

By warandpeass | September 10, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A giraffe is sitting before their boss. The boss says: "Um, Barbara. We've had some complaints from coworkers..." 2. "... regarding the employee restroom." 3. The giraffe is looking annoyed. 4. The giraffe in a toilet stall. Their head is going way above the stall delimitation. She angrily shouts: "i'm not even looking, Susan! GOD DAMNIT!"

Posted in Best of 2023, Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as best of 2023, boss, comic, funny, giraffe, god dammit, humor, lol, office, Restroom, susan, the office, toilet, war and peas, webcomic.

Losersaurus

By warandpeass | September 3, 2023

4-panel-comic: 1. Two dinosaurs bully another dinosaur and say, "Haha, check out the loser!" 2. The bullied dinosaur thinks, "Don'tlisten to them." 3. He looks up to the stars and continues thinking, "One day I'm going to be on display in a museum!" 4. The skeleton of that dinosaur is indeed in a museum. The display reads "Small-brained Losersaurus"

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as best of 2023, bones, bullies, bully, comic, dino, dinosaur, elizabeth pich, funny, funny and sad, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, loser, museum, on display, one day, sad, sad but funny, war and peas, webcomic.

Career Tips From the Undead

By warandpeass | August 22, 2023

Scroll down for the video version!

Ten career tips from all sorts of cryptids

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as advice, business card, career, Career Tips, comic, funny, ghost, Grim Reaper, helpful, humor, job, jobs, lol, mummy, office, tricks, undead, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, work, work space, Workspace, zombie, zombies.

Next Stop

By warandpeass | August 6, 2023

4-panel-comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A small alien sits in a UFO and says, "Mommy, I have to pee." 2. Panel: Two taller aliens are standing next to it. One of them says, "We could stop here. Next rest stop is 2616 light years away." 3. Panel: The UFO is right next to Planet Earth. The aliens are looking at Earth. 4. Panel: They fly away. One of the adult aliens says, "Son, you're gonna have to hold it."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as alien, aliens, comic, comic strip, comics, Comicstrip, earth, elizabeth pich, funny, hold it, jonathan kunz, light years, pee, planet earth, Rest Stop, ufo, war and peas, webcomic.
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