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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The slutty witch enters a kitchen where a vampire is baking cookies with a black cat (Lord Nibbles) assisting. The witch says, "Aww, you guys made cookies?" Panel 2: The witch looks at the cookies on the table, which have bone and skull shapes. The vampire smiles innocently while holding a tray of cookies. The witch says, "So cute!" Panel 3: The witch takes a bite of a cookie and says, "Hm... tastes a bit stran—." Panel 4: The vampire says, "The icing is blood!" Panel 5: Lord Nibbles, the black cat, adds, "And the filling is tuna!" while the witch looks disgusted and spits out the cookie.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.” Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?” Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.” Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.