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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A vampire sitting at a desk with an open book and a candle says, "Oh, hello! I'm engrossed in my new hobby: Ancestry!" Panel 2: The vampire, holding a piece of paper, says, "According to my research, I have German blood in me." Panel 3: The vampire laughs and says, "Haha... I quite literally do!" Panel 4: The vampire looks up at a person in lederhosen hanging upside down, saying, "Isn't that right, Wolfgang!" The person figure appears to be dripping blood.

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A female green goblin officer rides a broomstick, chasing a witch. She yells, “Stop!” under a crescent moon. Panel 2: The goblin says, “Do you know how fast you were–” before the witch interrupts, “Officer! I’m late for a date!” Panel 3: The witch, exasperated, sighs, “Do you know how hard it is to find a reasonable guy nowadays?” Panel 4: She continues, “HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PODCAST!” Panel 5: The goblin, resigned, waves the witch off: “Okay, GO!” as the witch speeds away into the night.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A ghost sits on his bed, watching TV, holding a mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows. It says, "Ah, Fall is upon us. Hot cocoa with marshmallows." Panel 2: The ghost is cozily tucked into bed, while it's dark and rainy outside. A black cat is curled up beside it. The ghost thinks, "Slow Sundays with rain against your window." Panel 3: The ghost, floating above a man eating at a table, barfs ectoplasm onto his food just as he is about to take a bite. The caption reads, "Barfing ghost barf onto food the second before someone eats it." Panel 4: The ghost floats happily above a farmer's market, holding a basket of apples. The caption reads, "Farmer's Markets!" Stalls with pumpkins and other autumnal produce are visible in the background.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a printer that is making loud noises. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper holds up a paper from the printer, looking frustrated. He says, "Shit. I can't read anything." Panel 3: The printer shows a "Toner Low" warning, indicating it is out of toner. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper is in a copy shop, standing in front of the counter. The woman, "I'm not printing that. Last time my grandma died!"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a computer. A small ghost floats beside him. The ghost says, "I'd like to complain. My soul wasn't collected and now it's floating around somewhere." Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "Hmm... Mrs. Coleman. Your soul has taken hold of a boy in Venezuela." Panel 3: The ghost looks shocked and exclaims, "Jesus!" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "It's actually pronounced 'Héy-Zeus'. And the Vatican is already sending someone."

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5-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat with wide eyes, holds a phone to their ear. Speech bubble: “You have to come home!” Background is solid red. Panel 2: A witch sits on a chaise, holding a phone to her ear, saying, “I told you not to call me at work.” An old man kneels in front of her, licking her feet with audible “Slurp” sound effects. Panel 3: Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, asks, “Remember the carpet you bought with the Ouija-Board design?” The witch replies, “Yes, so cute!” Background is split red and pink. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles’ eyes widen as he says, “Well, the Roomba summoned three demons with it!” The witch, unfazed, responds, “And?” Panel 5: The living room is filled with three demons sitting at a table. Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, says, “You have to lend me some money.” The demons appear engaged in a poker game.

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A black-and-white cartoon by War and Peas shows a dog holding a whip in its mouth while looking at its owner, John, who stands silently in a park. The caption reads, "I thought we could spice things up a bit, John." The scene humorously suggests the dog is trying to introduce a kink element into their walk routine.