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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A worm speaks passionately from a podium: “Comrades, we must unite!” Panel 2: A large crowd of insects listens as the worm continues: “Against the oligarchy of spiders!” Panel 3: The worm continues: “They say they earned their wealth… but don’t believe their web of LIES!” The insect crowd cheers with protest signs. Panel 4: Two wealthy spiders sit smugly on piles of gold coins, wearing monocles and top hats. One says: “It’s not our fault humans lose all this shit in their sofa cushions.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.” Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?” Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.” Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.

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Did you know that reading makes you 53% more attractive to your significant other? And also that laughing and a sense of humor makes you 47% more appealing to potential mates?

Here’s your perfect book match!

With Hi, Earth we have the perfect book that makes you 100% More Sexy! It’s a funny book about our favorite planet including crisis, despair and hope.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

Available here:

  • 4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a classroom full of young mantis students, a female mantis teacher stands in front of a chart showing a pair of mating mantises. She says, “During copulation the female mantis experiences earth-shattering waves of pleasure.” Panel 2: The mantis students react with excitement. One says “WOW!” and another giggles “Hee Hee.” Panel 3: A male student mantis named Timmy raises his hand and asks, “What about male praying mantises, Mrs. Schneider?” Panel 4: The teacher, looking a bit awkward, replies, “Um... You’re not going to like this, Timmy.”
  • Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.
  • Comic von War and Peas: Janet läuft durch eine Wüstenlandschaft. Text: 'Von allen Pflanzen liebte Janet den Kaktus am meisten.' Sie nähert sich einem großen Kaktus, umarmt ihn innig und lächelt dabei. Nahaufnahme zeigt, wie die Stacheln des Kaktus ihr Gesicht und ihre Arme verletzen. Abschließender Text: 'Liebe ist Schmerz.'
  • 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A caveman-like figure with long hair and a beard stands at the entrance of a cave, gazing at the barren landscape. Panel 2: The figure sits on a rock, poking the ground absentmindedly with a stick. Panel 3: The figure watches the sunset alone, the vast landscape around him. Panel 4: He looks at the horizon, sighs, and says, “I f***ing miss techno parties.”
  • 4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A melting iceberg complains, "It is so hot! This damn climate change!" Another iceberg listens in the background. Panel 2: The second iceberg, "My great-grandfather was doing something about climate change before it was en vogue." Panel 3: The first iceberg looks puzzled and asks, "Your great-grandfather?" Panel 4: Flashback to a historical scene: a mustached iceberg watches as the Titanic sails toward it under a moonlit sky. The iceberg smugly replies, "Yeees, yeees."
  • 4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A UFO hovers in the night sky, beaming up a man named Jerry with a bright yellow tractor beam. Panel 2: Two people watch the abduction. One exclaims, "They're abducting Jerry!" Panel 3: As the UFO flies away, the two people remain unbothered. One says, "Thank God! I never liked him." The other replies, "Yeah, me neither." Panel 4: Onboard the alien spaceship, Jerry is seated on a throne, surrounded by decorations, gifts, and an alien celebration. An alien reassures him, "They didn't deserve you, Jerry."
 

And also available in French and German!

 

Promotional image for the book 'Hi, Earth' by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz (War and Peas). The book cover features a cartoon Earth with large, worried eyes, sitting on a wooden chair while surrounded by flames, wearing a fedora. The title is in bold, blocky letters. To the right, a quote describes the book as 'bittersweet but lighthearted,' roasting human folly while appreciating the planet. The text at the bottom announces the release date: 'Available April 1st. Wherever books are sold!'

Please note: The next shipping phase starts August 18th

 

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5-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A sleepy NASA scientist is dozing at her desk in a control center at night. The radar dishes outside rotate under a crescent moon. Panel 2: A loud beep wakes her. She jumps up in excitement, yelling, “It’s happening! The first contact!” Panel 3: A voice buzzes in over the intercom: “Hey, did you want sausage on your pizza?” Panel 4: She snaps, “JEFF! This is the ALIEN LINE! No sausage!” while slamming a button. Panel 5: Two buff green aliens in a spaceship hover over Earth. One says, “Huh. It’s busy.”

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Artist's hand dropping stack of red-stamped Love Letter Service envelopes into public mailbox slot - handcrafted monthly Patreon letters being mailed to subscribers worldwide.
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Every month, we craft you a real letter. Not an email. Not a notification. A letter. The kind that arrives in your mailbox between the electric bill and the note from your dentist about overdue cleanings, except this one contains an exclusive poem we wrote specifically for this moment in time, a holographic sticker that’ll make your inner eight-year-old weep with joy, and some surprise product that might be a postcard, might be a magnet, might be temporary tattoos, might be – and yes, this actually happened – an air freshener shaped like a witch on a skateboard.

It’s the kind of thing that makes you pause at your mailbox, feeling briefly like the main character of your own life instead of just someone scrolling through other people’s curated breakfast photos.

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Also – and this is crucial, too – you get all the extras from the Patreon levels below: That gives you the opportunity to view comics before the wide public, download wallpapers and to take a look behind the scenes of making funny comics!

Handcrafted Love Letter Service contents spread on craft grid: orange envelope #27 with witch cat "War and Peas" illustration, holographic "squad ghouls" sticker with cute ghosts, pink worm keychain, polka dot papers, and red artist stamp - exclusive monthly Patreon goodies from independent creators

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

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A collection of satirical stickers on an orange background with the title "Natural Intelligence FTW" at the top. The stickers include: a mountain with a "FUCK OFF" flag, a flaming laptop labeled "AI", a yin-yang symbol reading "Art Needs Humans Need Art", a yellow circle with "AI? NO THANKS" and an angry face, a blue oval with "Ghibli Fans Against A.I." featuring No-Face and Totoro characters, a "Build Burrows Not Data Centers" sticker with a sleeping animal, a green "Water for Beer Not Data Centers" sticker with a beer mug, a "Booze not GPUs" cloud, a dung beetle with "DUNG BEETLES AGAINST FAKE SHIT" sign, a "MAKE ART NOT PROMPTS" banner, a "The World Without Artists" brain illustration, a cartoon of someone at a computer saying "I'll be fine" while Earth burns behind them saying "Don't know about you guys, tho.", and a final sticker showing two figures with "AI IS BUILT ON THEFT" text. The overall theme expresses anti-AI sentiment with humor and environmental concerns.

Fighting the tech oligarchy with cartoon characters and clever slogans? Count us in!

A collection of vibrant stickers on a bright background, including one with a bat and the text 'AI? No thanks', another with a beer mug and the text 'Water for Beer Not Data Centers', and a third with a laptop on fire labeled 'AI'.
Rectangular sticker with retro comic-style art showing a person at a computer saying "AI IS BUILT ON THEFT." Set on a cutting mat with a yellow background and a red pencil. Anti-AI ethics sticker for artists and digital rights advocates.
Sticker showing a cartoon dung beetle pushing a poop ball with a sign that reads "DUNG BEETLES AGAINST FAKE SHIT." Applied to a black sharpener, surrounded by pencil shavings on a bright pink background. Bold anti-misinformation sticker with playful protest tone.

Each sticker is a small act of defiance, from the dung beetle protesting fake content to the mice building burrows instead of data centers. There’s real anxiety here, wrapped in humor.

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A black container lid with a vibrant sticker featuring a speech bubble and the text 'Booze not GPUs', humorously suggesting a preference for alcohol over computer hardware.
A colorful sticker on a laptop featuring a cartoon zombie at a computer with a brain nearby, humorously depicting a scene with the text 'AI' on the computer screen.
A collection of vibrant stickers on a bright background, including one with a bat and the text 'AI? No thanks', another with a beer mug and the text 'Water for Beer Not Data Centers', and a third with a laptop on fire labeled 'AI'

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A lonely moon stands on a grassy hill under a night sky, howling “AWOOOOOOO.” Panel 2: The moon stops howling and appears to wait quietly. Panel 3: Other moons from nearby hills join in, also howling “AWOOOOOOOOOO.” Panel 4: A glowing yellow dogwolf appears in the sky, tongue out, floating like a summoned spirit.