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Imagine

By warandpeass | May 5, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The black cat Lord Nibbles says to the witch, "Imagine a world without hunger, without suffering." 2. Panel: "Now imagine, YOU can make the dream a reality!" 3. "YOU have the power!" 4. "By opening a small can of tuna, you can make a difference today!"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lord nibbles, Slutty Witch, Suffering, tuna, witch, witches, Witchy.

Mess Castle

By warandpeass | April 21, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The vampire enters the room while the witch and the black cat (lord Nibbles) are sitting on the couch watching TV. The vampire says, "You guys, the castle is a mess!" 2. He continues, "There are rotting skulls everywhere from your stupid rituals!" 3. The witch replies, "And you said you'd clean up after your midnight snacks!" 4. A man is heavily bleeding and crawling out of the house. He says "No worries, I'll let myself out!"

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as black humor, castle, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, lord nibbles, midnight snack, Ritual, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, vampires, webcomic, witches, Witchy.

Crystals

By warandpeass | April 7, 2024

Four-panel-comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filled with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

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Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as comic, comic strip, crystal, crystals, Slutty Witch, SluttyWitch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Sl*tty Witch: Original Artwork Auction

By warandpeass | February 21, 2024

A new original drawing is up for auction! It’s one of a kind including the original signatures of both artists behind War and Peas.

Get it on eBay!

Posted in Shop and tagged as ebay, original art, Slutty Witch, witch, witches, Witchy.

Cool Cat

By warandpeass | January 21, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, stands on a skateboard wearing sunglasses. He says to the witch, "I'm rebranding myself." 2. "I'm a cool cat now." 3. The witch says, "You have kitty litter hanging off your butt!" 4. Lord Nibbles is off to the sunset riding the skateboard, saying, "Can't hear you over the sound of me shredding so hard!"

Posted in Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as 4 panel comic, black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, cool cat, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, lord nibbles, rebranding, shredding, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Yonkoma.

1st Original Artwork Auction

By warandpeass | January 17, 2024

Witch character from War and Peas

Happy to say that we’re doing our very first auction NOT at Sotheby’s and NOT at Christie’s but at ebay!

It ends on Wednesday, Jan. 24th at 4pm (GMT+1)

Follow this link to see more infos and to get into the bidding.

Posted in Comics and tagged as artwork, Auction, Comic Character, elizabeth pich, jonathan kunz, Original, original art, Slutty Witch, war and peas, witch.

No Idea

By warandpeass | December 31, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. The witch sits on the toilet. She reaches towards the toilet paper but it's empty. She goes, "What the–" 2. She storms over and finds the Vampire and her black cat Lord Nibbles on the couch watching TV. She goes, "Why are we out of toilet paper again?" 3. The Vampire answers, "No idea, babe." The cat says, "Yeah, no idea." 4. Jump cut to the night before. The cat and the vampire are playing poker with a Mummy. A glass of red wine is spilled and gets on the mummy. The mummy says, "Aww. fuck!"

Posted in Comics and tagged as black cat, castle, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, funnies, funny, humor, idea, lol, lord nibbles, mummy, no idea, Slutty Witch, toilet paper, TV, vamp, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches.

Bored

By warandpeass | November 26, 2023

Comic by War and Peas. 1. The black cat Lord Nibbles sits in front of the Witch and says "I'm bored!" 2. The witch answers, "Well, find something to do. I'm busy." 3. Five minutes later. The witch senses a weird aura. 4. She goes to the living room and finds a big hell hole in the floor. She says, "Should've known this would end with a portal to hell in our living room."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics and tagged as black cat, bored, boring, cat, cats, comic strip, funnies, funny, hell, humor, lol, lord nibbles, Portal, Slutty Witch, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Flatmates

By warandpeass | October 22, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Slutty Witch and her cat Lord Nibbles are sitting on the couch watching Friends. The witch says, "Sitcoms are so unrealistic." 2. "No one ever fights about the dishes... or laundry." 3. She looks at her cat angrily, "Or why ONE flatmate has to hock up their hairballs when the other one has a date!" 4. EARLIER: Slutty Witch is on the bed with a sexy vampire girl. They're about to have sex. Both look startled at something outside of the panel. They hear "ACK ACK" sounds. The vampire says, "Umm, is he okay?"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as ack, Best of Slutty Witch, black cat, cat, comic, date, dishes, Flatmates, friends, hair ball, hair balls, Hairballs, laundry, lord nibbles, nibbles, sexy time, sitcom, sitcoms, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, Vampire girl, Vampire Lady, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Coffinmate

By warandpeass | October 15, 2023

5 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Slutty Witch has a date over. She points at a coffin and says, "And here's the coffin I share with my ex-boyfriend." 2. "He's a vampire so it's fine!" 3. "He sleeps during the day and I sleep at night." 4. "Rents are through the roof so it's pretty clever if you think about it." 5. The coffin opens and the vampire looks outside. He says, "I can scoot over if you guys want to get jiggy with it!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as Best of Slutty Witch, coffin, comic, comic strip, date, ex, ex boyfriend, friends, funny, humor, lol, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.
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