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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a computer, typing "Tap Tap" while looking at the "Naughty List" on the screen. Panel 2: A speech bubble from outside the panel says, "Oh you... Haha." Panel 3: Mrs. Claus is flirting with a very muscular elf whose clothes are torn because he is too big. Other elves are wrapping presents in the background. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus rubs the muscular elf’s shoulders and says, "Oh, your neck must be very tense from all that wrapping." Panel 5: Santa Claus watches the scene from a distance with an angry expression. Panel 6: Santa Claus, back at his desk, types "Mrs. Clause" onto the Naughty List on his computer screen.

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9-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a "Ho Ho Ho" coffee mug and a nameplate that reads "CEO". He asks "So, you have no previous Christmas factory experience." Panel 2: A man wearing an elf hat responds, "No." Panel 3: Santa Claus calls out, "Dear?" to Mrs. Claus, who is off-panel in the next room. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus, now visible and dressed in a naughty, sexy outfit, responds, "Yes, honey?" Panel 5: Santa asks Mrs. Claus, "Did you promise this young man a job?" Panel 6: She answers. "I thought he made a very capable impression." Panel 7: Santa Claus, with a slightly frustrated expression, says, "We don’t even have a uniform he fits into." Panel 8: The muscular elf stands half-naked in the center of the room, his elf clothes torn because they are too small for him. Panel 9: Mrs. Claus, stirring a bowl in the kitchen, says, "I think it fits perfectly."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two elves stand in Santa's workshop. One elf says, "Santa? Do we really have to test all the gifts?" Panel 2: Santa, looking confident and cheerful, responds, "Well, of course. Every item!" Panel 3: The elf holds a large phallic ornament and says, "Okay." Panel 4: The elves, now visibly distressed, stand at a workbench. Santa walks out of the workshop saying, "How do you think I made it to the top?"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.