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Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'." Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly." Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication. Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman conducts a job interview. She asks the candidate, “So last question: Where do you see yourself in five years?” Panel 2: The candidate imagines a post-apocalyptic world with fire, wrecked cars, and ruined buildings. He’s dressed like a survivalist and holding a rifle. Panel 3: Still in his imagined future, he’s crouched in a desert landscape, aiming a sniper rifle. Panel 4: His crosshairs are locked on a killer robot attacking a terrified woman.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A pink cartoon house with a happy face stands in a green field under a blue sky. It says, “I am a house filled with memories.” Panel 2: The sky darkens with a reddish hue. The house now looks serious and says, “Memories of a murder!” Panel 3: The sky returns to daytime blue. The house continues, “A murder of crows that lived together happily.” Panel 4: The background is red again. The house looks angry and shouts, “After pecking the townsfolk to death!”

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman (thirsty scientist) and a man are seated at a candlelit dinner table. The woman, sipping from a wine glass, says, "So, after I finished my studies..." with a slurping sound effect "Slurrrp" visible. Panel 2: The woman, looking eager, interrupts with clapping hands and says, "Yeah Yeah, that's all great." Panel 3: She asks "But what's your head circumference?" The man, looking puzzled, asks, "I beg your pardon?" Panel 4: The woman, holding an alien mask, responds, "I estimate between 55 and 60 cm." The man, looking shocked, says, "Haha, what?" with a box labeled "Heads 4U" on the floor.

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Single-panel-comic by War and Peas Two business men are walking side by side, each holding a cup of coffee. The caption at the bottom of the panel reads, "Do you ever get the sudden urge to never feel an urge again?"

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Previous Mr. Meyers Strip :)

4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a bar, a male praying mantis is asked by a female mantis, "Hey, can I buy you a drink?" The background features a disco ball and bar stools. Panel 2: A close-up of the same male mantis looking terrified and yelling, “Stop, Missy! No way!” Panel 3: Now in a classroom, the male mantis – Mr. Meyers – is teaching a group of young mantises. On a TV, a paused video of the bar scene is shown. Mr. Meyers exclaims, “And that, boys, is how you stay alive!” Panel 4: Two bug students are watching. One says, “Mr. Meyers seems lonely.” The other replies, “Yeah.”

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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.” Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.” Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.” Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.” Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”