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6-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a computer, typing "Tap Tap" while looking at the "Naughty List" on the screen. Panel 2: A speech bubble from outside the panel says, "Oh you... Haha." Panel 3: Mrs. Claus is flirting with a very muscular elf whose clothes are torn because he is too big. Other elves are wrapping presents in the background. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus rubs the muscular elf’s shoulders and says, "Oh, your neck must be very tense from all that wrapping." Panel 5: Santa Claus watches the scene from a distance with an angry expression. Panel 6: Santa Claus, back at his desk, types "Mrs. Clause" onto the Naughty List on his computer screen.

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9-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus sits at a desk with a "Ho Ho Ho" coffee mug and a nameplate that reads "CEO". He asks "So, you have no previous Christmas factory experience." Panel 2: A man wearing an elf hat responds, "No." Panel 3: Santa Claus calls out, "Dear?" to Mrs. Claus, who is off-panel in the next room. Panel 4: Mrs. Claus, now visible and dressed in a naughty, sexy outfit, responds, "Yes, honey?" Panel 5: Santa asks Mrs. Claus, "Did you promise this young man a job?" Panel 6: She answers. "I thought he made a very capable impression." Panel 7: Santa Claus, with a slightly frustrated expression, says, "We don’t even have a uniform he fits into." Panel 8: The muscular elf stands half-naked in the center of the room, his elf clothes torn because they are too small for him. Panel 9: Mrs. Claus, stirring a bowl in the kitchen, says, "I think it fits perfectly."

Feel free to order from our shop over the holidays but please note, we’re on a lil’ shipping break until Jan. 6th!

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Santa Claus stands on the roof of a decorated house and asks the Grim Reaper, who is on the ground, "Hey! You're coming to this house, too?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "Yeah." Panel 3: Santa Claus, still on the roof, says, "What a shame. They're getting a lot of presents." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, holding a scroll, says, "Let me guess. One of them is a chainsaw."

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Christmas is the season of stuff: cheap, forgettable things churned out in mass-production and destined for landfills. But what if, instead, we gave something that actually matters?

A witch, dressed in a Santa hat and coat, lounges with a wine glass, exuding holiday cheer. Beside her, the Grim Reaper is whimsically disguised as a Christmas tree, while a black cat sports antlers, playing the part of a reindeer. The scene is topped with the bold, hand-drawn message: "Give Art, Not Stuff"

 

Art isn’t mass-produced. It doesn’t come from Amazon or big-box stores. It comes from real people: artists who pour their hearts into what they create, who stay up late perfecting their craft. When you buy art, you’re not just buying a thing. You’re supporting someone’s passion, not funding some soulless billionaire who can’t even appreciate a good bowl of soup.

And not only that. People who are getting art as presents, are scientifically proven 300% more happy with the gift!

This year, skip the generic. Seek out the unique, the handmade, the weird and wonderful. Buy a comic book, a print, a piece of art that speaks to you. Give something with soul.

original war and peas artwork in a premium oak frame by Halbe
A vibrant collection of various humorous and satirical stickers from the Apocalypse Now XL Sticker Sheet, including themes like AI, environmental messages, and pop culture references.
A humorous sticker depicting a person at a computer with an asteroid approaching, labeled 'Increasing Shareholder Value,' ideal for fans of ironic and humorous stickers.
Hand holding a glittery sticker shaped like a green soda can with a lemon graphic and the word "Spite" in a parody of the Sprite logo, against a colorful wavy rainbow background.

 

Signed Books

Something everybody loves is books. Even better is a book with an original signature from the artist, a small drawing and the name of the name of the recipient!

Every book you buy from our store comes with exactly that!

War and Peas - Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz
War and Peas - Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich - Goodreads - Review
A book titled Liebe Erde by War and Peas rests among the green leaves of a plant. The cover illustration features a cartoon Earth wearing a small hat, sweating nervously while holding a burning letter, surrounded by flames. A red circular sticker on the cover indicates the inclusion of new and exclusive comic strips. The book is published by Edition Moderne. The vibrant yellow background of the cover contrasts with the green foliage surrounding it.

 

PS: Please mind the shipping durations and order in time!

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Two elves stand in Santa's workshop. One elf says, "Santa? Do we really have to test all the gifts?" Panel 2: Santa, looking confident and cheerful, responds, "Well, of course. Every item!" Panel 3: The elf holds a large phallic ornament and says, "Okay." Panel 4: The elves, now visibly distressed, stand at a workbench. Santa walks out of the workshop saying, "How do you think I made it to the top?"