7-panel-comic by War and Peas:

Panel 1:
A vampire scolds a black cat (Lord Nibbles) in a shopping cart, saying, "You guys only eat junk food."

Panel 2:
The vampire asks the cat, "How 'bout something healthy for a change?" and looks at broccoli

Panel 3:
The cat, now looking furious and hissing, shouts, "ACK ACK! Not Vegetables!"

Panel 4:
The vampire suggests, "Jeez. What about some fruit at least!"

Panel 5:
The cat, holding a clove of garlic in front of the vampire, shouts, "ARGH! Stay Away!"

Panel 6:
The vampire spits blood and says. The cat yells, "Be GONE, evil demon!"

Panel 7:
The vampire and the cat return home. A witch sits on the couch playing video games and says, "Told you. Just get Lucky Charms and he'll behave."

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas
Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'."
Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly."
Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication.
Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

5-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.”

Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.”

Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.”

Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.”

Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”

5-panel comic by War and Peas
Panel 1: The Grim Reaper stands before a rack of scythes, pondering, “So, which scythe am I in the mood for today?”
Panel 2: Lord Nibbles – a smug-looking black cat lounges on an ornate chair, pointing with its claws and saying, “Ohh, take that one!”
Panel 3: The Grim Reaper looks at a shiny red scythe, saying, “My ruby-crested reap of doom, haha. I take this one for reaping the really rich.” 
Panel 4: Then, while looking at a list, he adds, “But there are no billionaires on today’s list.”
Panel 5: The cat, now gripping a golden dagger, grins mischievously and says, “That can be arranged.”

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Slutty witch approaches a table, holding a package while saying "We got this mysterious package." The vampire and the black cat Lord Nibbles sis at the table having coffee. Panel 2: The witch places the package on the round wooden table. The vampire says, "How strange." Panel 3: The witch opens the package and exclaims in confusion "Huh? There's nothing inside." She continues "It's just an empty cardbox." Panel 4: Lord Nibbles, the cat puts the newspaper down and declares "Oh, that's mine!"