Doctor Dog

By warandpeass | February 18, 2024

Allergies

By warandpeass | February 11, 2024

4 panel by War and Peas: 1. An alien speaks to the reader: "Our species is superior to yours in every way." 2. "We don't have the concept of gender. And we reproduce by sneezing." 3. "However, life is difficult if you have allergies. Like Zorp." 4. Jump to another alien (Zora) who is surrounded by dozens of children. He looks tired.

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Ancient Aliens

By warandpeass | February 4, 2024

Happy End

By warandpeass | February 2, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. A masseuse massages a client and asks, "Would you like a happy ending?" 2. The client replies with a smile, "Yes, please." 3. The masseuse claps her hands and says, "Alright". 4. The client lies sobbing in the masseuse's lap. She reads out a book, "... and they lived happily ever after."

100% Not Sure – Patches

By warandpeass | February 1, 2024

Confidence level? 100% Not Sure!

Whether you’re navigating the unpredictable waters of daily existence or just want to add a bit of comic relief to your ensemble, this patch has got you covered!

Also available in a bundle deal with our other embroidered iron-on patches!

We also recommend our signed art prints! We have added many new ones to the store.

Clitty

By warandpeass | January 31, 2024

A cartoon by War and Peas: It shows a clitoris in the style of clippy. The title reads, "Clitty – the much needed assistant" Clitty asks, "It looks like you're having sex with a woman. Would you like help?" The user can now choose between "Yes, I need assistance." or "Continue without help."

Cool Cat

By warandpeass | January 21, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, stands on a skateboard wearing sunglasses. He says to the witch, "I'm rebranding myself." 2. "I'm a cool cat now." 3. The witch says, "You have kitty litter hanging off your butt!" 4. Lord Nibbles is off to the sunset riding the skateboard, saying, "Can't hear you over the sound of me shredding so hard!"

1st Original Artwork Auction

By warandpeass | January 17, 2024

Witch character from War and Peas

Happy to say that we’re doing our very first auction NOT at Sotheby’s and NOT at Christie’s but at ebay!

It ends on Wednesday, Jan. 24th at 4pm (GMT+1)

Follow this link to see more infos and to get into the bidding.

Drunk Again

By warandpeass | January 16, 2024

Two camels with empty humps watch another camel with full humps. They say "She's drunk again."

How Do You Know?

By warandpeass | January 14, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Robot asks, "Nibbles, how do you know if someone loves you?" 2. The black cat, Lord Nibbles, answers, "They scoop away your poop." 3. He continues, "They feed you meat although they're vegan. And they call you endearing names like Sausage McFluff." 4. Lord Nibbles licks his butt. The robot stands next to him and thinks "Nobody loves me."

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