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A six-panel comic strip by War and Peas: Panel 1: A serene landscape with mountains, a lake, flowers, and the sun shining in the sky. Caption reads: "What a magnificent time of year Summer is." Panel 2: A bird chirping while flying in the sky. Caption reads: "The birds chirp." Panel 3: A turtle basking in the sun on a rock in a pond. Caption reads: "The turtles bask in the sun." Panel 4: A dung beetle rolling a large ball of dung. Caption reads: "The dung beetle rolls its dung." Panel 5: Close-up of the dung beetle looking at its ball of dung with a thought bubble: "This is the most beautiful ball of shit I have ever made." Panel 6: The dung beetle hugging its ball of dung, looking content.

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A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A princess in a pink dress and conical hat rides a horse. The background is a bright, grassy landscape. She is asked, "Oh, fair princess, where art thou off to on thy trusty steed?" Panel 2: The princess responds, "To the township of McDonald!" She is shown riding the horse energetically towards a distant destination. Panel 3: The princess continues, "Where one can buyeth tasty burgers without getting off thy horse!" She is depicted riding swiftly, her hair flowing in the wind. Panel 4: The princess, now closer to the destination, says, "One McPeasant and Curly Troll Fries!" A small sign in the foreground says, "Godspeed!"

The Medieval Menu costeth only 5 shilling!

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It’s INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY and that’s our olympics!

Give your cat an extra cuddle today and if you don’t have one – have a heart – and go pet that shaggy stray alley cat! Lord Nibbles will be proud of you and might spare you from eternal damnation.

Start Over

Ruler of the Underworld

Comic by War and Peas 1. The black cat Lord Nibbles looks out of the window at a dark landscape and says to himself: "Once I was Lord of the Underworld and people trembled in fear when they heard my name." 2. The Slutty Witch enters the scene saying: "Nibbles! Did you make a big stinky again?" 3. She picks him up saying, "You silly widdle wuffle!" 4. Lord Nibbles, still in the witch's arms, looks out longingly at the landscape and thinks to himself, "Oh, how times change."

9Lives2Many

War and Peas - 9Lives2Many - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

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Also the Fierce Cat Caps are back in stock!

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Speaking of Pussies…

Today is also INTERNATIONAL FEMALE ORGASM DAY! If that’s something you like, you might also like these comic bangers:

Beautiful Nightmare

War and Peas - Beautiful Nightmare - Jonathan Kunz and Elizabeth Pich

1692 Never Forget

4 panel comic about a witch coven by War and Peas

Crystals

four panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A man walks after the witch character through her apartment filles with crystals. He says, "Wow, you do have many crystals!" 2. Panel: She answers, "They're for protection mostly." 3. Panel: THey stand in front of a giant crystal that has the shape of male genitals. The man says, "What does this one protect you from?" 4. Panel: She says, "Frustration."

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We teamed up with YouTooz and created our very first plushie. It’s the witch character in chibi style holding a magic wand!

The thing will drop on August 13th and will be very limited. So make sure not to miss it!

Image of three plush toys designed as witches. Each plush has a large, round head with a smiling face, closed eyes, and rosy cheeks. They wear black witch hats with a yellow band, have orange braids, and black outfits. Each plush holds a small, light blue wand. The text at the top reads "WAR AND PEAS PLUSH". The bottom of the image has the "Youtooz" logo.

We’ll keep you updated!

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Comic about a teenage praying mantis in school

A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A young male praying mantis, Timmy, talks to his mother, who is sitting in a chair reading a book. Timmy says, "Hey, Mom..." His mother replies, "What, Timmy?" Panel 2: Timmy, looking worried, says, "I don't want to be killed by my future wife." Panel 3: Timmy's mother, with a thoughtful expression, responds, "Well, there's only one solution, son." Panel 4: The scene shifts to a lively Pride parade with various insects, including butterflies, bees, and ladybugs, holding rainbow flags. Timmy walks holding Pride flag, joining the celebration.

A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A young male praying mantis, Timmy, talks to his mother, who is sitting in a chair reading a newspaper titled "Daily Mantis." Timmy says, "Mom, it's Bring Your Dad to School Day." Panel 2: Timmy's mother, still reading the newspaper, responds, "Sure, Timmy. Your father is in the shed." Panel 3: Timmy, looking excited, says, "Really? Cool, Mom!" Panel 4: In the classroom, a praying mantis teacher stands at the front. Timmy sits at a desk with a large, lifeless mantis (presumably his father) beside him. The teacher says, "See me after class, Timmy." The classroom has a banner that reads "Bring Your Dad."

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. A shiny butterfly: "I can cause a tornado!" 2. A ladybug: "I will bring luck to all I meet." 3. A praying mantis: "I will get eatn by my sexual partner." 4. Praying mantis: "Wait, what?"

Funny 4-panel-comic: 1. Panel: A ladbuy and a praying mantis stand next to each other. They're kids and both wear backpacks. The ladybug says: "Oh, Timmy, look!" 2. Panel: You can see a dead praying mantis with its head eaten off. 3. Panel: The ladybug says: "Looks like someone got lucky last night!" 4. Timmy is sweating and says: "Yeah, haha"

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