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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banana tells a peach, a lemon, and an avocado: “The dreaded day of judgement is upon us!” Panel 2: The banana continues: “We must select a sacrifice.” Panel 3: Arms raised dramatically: “...to appease the Great One!” Panel 4: A silent blender looms.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Shows large red letters spelling "ART" standing majestically on a green hill against a cloudy sky, with text reading "There stands art, in all its pure magnificence!" Panel 2: The scene reveals additional gray letters "MONEY" approaching from the right side of the hill, with "ART" looking concerned and text saying "Wait... WHAT IS THAT?" Panel 3: The gray "MONEY" letters are now pushing against and overwhelming the red "ART" letters on the hill, with "ART" pleading "OH NO... PLEASE DON'T!" Panel 4: Final scene shows "ART" and "MONEY" together in bed, with "MONEY" smoking afterwards, depicting the uncomfortable relationship between artistic integrity and commercial interests.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A clown peeks out of a storm drain, trying to sell balloons tied to the grate. A sign reads "Balloons $1." Panel 2: Inside a dark underground hideout, a clown says, “Damn! business is running low, guys,” while another refills a balloon with helium. Panel 3: Three clowns stand together looking worried. One says, “If we don’t make more bucks, we don’t have anything to send to Grandma.” Panel 4: An elderly clown woman stands by a mailbox and frowns. She says, “You have failed me, boys.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind. Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic. Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit. Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.

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Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman approaches a tall tree in a grassy landscape, saying, "Oh wise and gentle giant. Tell me a story." The tree stands serenely under a bright blue sky. Panel 2: The tree replies, "Once, there was a species called humans who destroyed the planet and all living things." The scene remains peaceful but contrasts with the harsh story. Panel 3: The tree continues, "One day, a particular twat came up to a tree asking for a story." The woman looks up at the tree, her expression unchanging. Panel 4: The woman breaks the fourth wayll, thinking, "That last part seems unnecessary," as the tree stands motionless, towering above her in silence.

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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A police officer in a blue uniform notices a thief running out of a shop carrying a stolen monitor. The caption reads, "Oh no, a criminal is afoot." Panel 2: The officer charges toward the thief while someone off-screen yells, "Do something, Officer McSexy!" Panel 3: The thief shields his eyes and screams, "AAAH! THE SEXINESS!" as the officer strikes a heroic pose and presents his butt. Panel 4: The officer handcuffs the thief, who casually asks, "You wanna grab a drink when I get out?" The caption reads, "You've done it again, McSexy."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A group of cows gathers in what looks like a secret meeting room. A brown cow, standing at the head of the group, speaks: "It is once again time to discuss how to get rid of the human scum." Another cow asks, "Any ideas?" Panel 2: One cow replies, "We could fart." Panel 3: The cows collectively consider the plan, looking at a diagram showing a fart cloud eliminating humans. Panel 4: A newspaper headline reads "METHANE DESTROYING ENVIRONMENT!" accompanied by an image of coffee and a plate of bacon, hinting at the cows' revenge.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A child stands next to their father and says, "Dad, there's a fat, ugly monster under my bed." Panel 2: The father, leaning down, says, "Now, now, son..." Panel 3: The father continues, "We do not fat shame in this house." Panel 4: The father peers under the bed and tells the monster, "You are beautiful."