4-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A female teacher stands beside a yellow humanoid robot in front of a chalkboard that says "Welcome Class." She announces, "As of this year, all teachers have been replaced by AI."

Panel 2: A single human student raises his hand and asks, "Won’t the quality of our lessons suffer?" He sits alone at a desk in an otherwise empty classroom.

Panel 3: The same teacher, now standing by the door, responds sternly, "All pupils have also been replaced by AI."

Panel 4: Sitting next to the human student is a robot in a red cap, carving into the desk with a knife. It’s etched the words "Screw school". The human student looks sideways, disturbed and speechless.

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas
Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'."
Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly."
Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication.
Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

An XL sticker sheet titled “Apocalypse Now Sticker Sheet,” featuring humorous and satirical designs about climate change, capitalism, technology, and space travel. Examples include: a burning tree with the words “Thanks Assholes,” a dinner plate reading “The Rich,” a sign saying “Send Elon to Mars Already,” a burning Cybertruck-like car, a sign reading “Owls Against Oligarchy,” and an anti-AI sticker saying “Use Your Brain. Fuck AI. Enjoy Your Mind.”

The World is doomed! Will this sticker sheet save us? Probably not. But we’re on the side of blind optimism! These stickers may very well be just what we need to survive. This huge sheet features an ass-kicking combination of heartwarming motifs, such as Worms for Wealth Tax, I Want to Believe in Humans, and our ever-present flaming Mother Earth.

 

Our dear patrons voted on the motifs so if you, Mr. Musk, think about suing: IT WASN’T US! WE DON’T YOUR FUTURISTIC TRUCKS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 WE JUST WANT YOU TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM TO GO TO MARS!

A transparent pencil case filled with pens, markers, and highlighters. A yellow “RAM YACHTS” sticker with a cartoon fish is stuck on the outside of the case.
A vibrant collection of various humorous and satirical stickers from the Apocalypse Now XL Sticker Sheet, including themes like AI, environmental messages, and pop culture references.
A bright yellow sticker with a humorous alien graphic and the text 'I want to believe... in humans' placed on a transparent ruler, ideal for those who love witty and eye-catching stickers.

 

Stickers can soothe pain, make you laugh, and help you identify fellow kindred spirits! Let us join hands with our fellow worms, our whales in arms, our ardent owls to shoot those billionaires to a galaxy far far away.

 

4-panel-comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A pink cartoon house with a happy face stands in a green field under a blue sky. It says, “I am a house filled with memories.”

Panel 2: The sky darkens with a reddish hue. The house now looks serious and says, “Memories of a murder!”

Panel 3: The sky returns to daytime blue. The house continues, “A murder of crows that lived together happily.”

Panel 4: The background is red again. The house looks angry and shouts, “After pecking the townsfolk to death!”

Four-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A worm speaks passionately from a podium: “Comrades, we must unite!”

Panel 2: A large crowd of insects listens as the worm continues: “Against the oligarchy of spiders!”

Panel 3: The worm continues: “They say they earned their wealth… but don’t believe their web of LIES!” The insect crowd cheers with protest signs.

Panel 4: Two wealthy spiders sit smugly on piles of gold coins, wearing monocles and top hats. One says: “It’s not our fault humans lose all this shit in their sofa cushions.”

Did you know that reading makes you 53% more attractive to your significant other? And also that laughing and a sense of humor makes you 47% more appealing to potential mates?

Here’s your perfect book match!

With Hi, Earth we have the perfect book that makes you 100% More Sexy! It’s a funny book about our favorite planet including crisis, despair and hope.

Rating: 5 out of 5.

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  • 4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a classroom full of young mantis students, a female mantis teacher stands in front of a chart showing a pair of mating mantises. She says, “During copulation the female mantis experiences earth-shattering waves of pleasure.” Panel 2: The mantis students react with excitement. One says “WOW!” and another giggles “Hee Hee.” Panel 3: A male student mantis named Timmy raises his hand and asks, “What about male praying mantises, Mrs. Schneider?” Panel 4: The teacher, looking a bit awkward, replies, “Um... You’re not going to like this, Timmy.”
  • Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.
  • Comic von War and Peas: Janet läuft durch eine Wüstenlandschaft. Text: 'Von allen Pflanzen liebte Janet den Kaktus am meisten.' Sie nähert sich einem großen Kaktus, umarmt ihn innig und lächelt dabei. Nahaufnahme zeigt, wie die Stacheln des Kaktus ihr Gesicht und ihre Arme verletzen. Abschließender Text: 'Liebe ist Schmerz.'
  • 4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A caveman-like figure with long hair and a beard stands at the entrance of a cave, gazing at the barren landscape. Panel 2: The figure sits on a rock, poking the ground absentmindedly with a stick. Panel 3: The figure watches the sunset alone, the vast landscape around him. Panel 4: He looks at the horizon, sighs, and says, “I f***ing miss techno parties.”
  • 4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A melting iceberg complains, "It is so hot! This damn climate change!" Another iceberg listens in the background. Panel 2: The second iceberg, "My great-grandfather was doing something about climate change before it was en vogue." Panel 3: The first iceberg looks puzzled and asks, "Your great-grandfather?" Panel 4: Flashback to a historical scene: a mustached iceberg watches as the Titanic sails toward it under a moonlit sky. The iceberg smugly replies, "Yeees, yeees."
  • 4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A UFO hovers in the night sky, beaming up a man named Jerry with a bright yellow tractor beam. Panel 2: Two people watch the abduction. One exclaims, "They're abducting Jerry!" Panel 3: As the UFO flies away, the two people remain unbothered. One says, "Thank God! I never liked him." The other replies, "Yeah, me neither." Panel 4: Onboard the alien spaceship, Jerry is seated on a throne, surrounded by decorations, gifts, and an alien celebration. An alien reassures him, "They didn't deserve you, Jerry."
 

And also available in French and German!

 

Promotional image for the book 'Hi, Earth' by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz (War and Peas). The book cover features a cartoon Earth with large, worried eyes, sitting on a wooden chair while surrounded by flames, wearing a fedora. The title is in bold, blocky letters. To the right, a quote describes the book as 'bittersweet but lighthearted,' roasting human folly while appreciating the planet. The text at the bottom announces the release date: 'Available April 1st. Wherever books are sold!'

Please note: The next shipping phase starts August 18th

 

4-panel-comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed.

Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on."

Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink.

Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two horn beetles are fighting over a ball of dung on sandy ground with grass in the background. One beetle says "She's mine!" while the other responds "No, mine!" Panel 2: A female horn beetle approaches the fighting pair and says "Guys, stop! I'm more into personality." The male beetles ask "Really?" Panel 3: The female beetle continues speaking: "The personality trait I'm most into is..." Panel 4: The female beetle enthusiastically declares "...BUFFNESS!" while riding on the back of a gigantic muscular horn beetle.

A collection of satirical stickers on an orange background with the title "Natural Intelligence FTW" at the top. The stickers include: a mountain with a "FUCK OFF" flag, a flaming laptop labeled "AI", a yin-yang symbol reading "Art Needs Humans Need Art", a yellow circle with "AI? NO THANKS" and an angry face, a blue oval with "Ghibli Fans Against A.I." featuring No-Face and Totoro characters, a "Build Burrows Not Data Centers" sticker with a sleeping animal, a green "Water for Beer Not Data Centers" sticker with a beer mug, a "Booze not GPUs" cloud, a dung beetle with "DUNG BEETLES AGAINST FAKE SHIT" sign, a "MAKE ART NOT PROMPTS" banner, a "The World Without Artists" brain illustration, a cartoon of someone at a computer saying "I'll be fine" while Earth burns behind them saying "Don't know about you guys, tho.", and a final sticker showing two figures with "AI IS BUILT ON THEFT" text. The overall theme expresses anti-AI sentiment with humor and environmental concerns.

Fighting the tech oligarchy with cartoon characters and clever slogans? Count us in!

Each sticker is a small act of defiance, from the dung beetle protesting fake content to the mice building burrows instead of data centers. There’s real anxiety here, wrapped in humor.