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[New Product] Apocalypse Now! – Sticker Sheet

The World is doomed! Will this sticker sheet save us? Probably not. But we’re on the side of blind optimism! These stickers may very well be just what we need to survive. This huge sheet features an ass-kicking combination of heartwarming motifs, such as Worms for Wealth Tax, I Want to Believe in Humans, and our ever-present flaming Mother Earth.




Our dear patrons voted on the motifs so if you, Mr. Musk, think about suing: IT WASN’T US! WE DON’T YOUR FUTURISTIC TRUCKS ON FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 WE JUST WANT YOU TO FULFILL YOUR DREAM TO GO TO MARS!



Stickers can soothe pain, make you laugh, and help you identify fellow kindred spirits! Let us join hands with our fellow worms, our whales in arms, our ardent owls to shoot those billionaires to a galaxy far far away.
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Comrades

100% More Sexy
Did you know that reading makes you 53% more attractive to your significant other? And also that laughing and a sense of humor makes you 47% more appealing to potential mates?
Here’s your perfect book match!
With Hi, Earth we have the perfect book that makes you 100% More Sexy! It’s a funny book about our favorite planet including crisis, despair and hope.

Available here:
- War and Peas Shop – Signed copies including a small drawing
- Amazon
- Every bookstore around the corner


Please note: The next shipping phase starts August 18th
Socks Off!

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