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Panel 1: In a bug classroom, a praying mantis teacher points at a board sketch of Sisyphus rolling a boulder and says, “So, Sisyphus was doomed to roll the rock up the hill for all eternity.” Panel 2: A dung beetle student beams and says, “That sounds wonderful,” while a butterfly next to him listens. Panel 3: The butterfly replies, “It’s actually horrible.” Panel 4: The dung beetle still beams and says, “Ok. It’s horrible.”

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Single-panel-comic by War and Peas Two business men are walking side by side, each holding a cup of coffee. The caption at the bottom of the panel reads, "Do you ever get the sudden urge to never feel an urge again?"

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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A banana tells a peach, a lemon, and an avocado: “The dreaded day of judgement is upon us!” Panel 2: The banana continues: “We must select a sacrifice.” Panel 3: Arms raised dramatically: “...to appease the Great One!” Panel 4: A silent blender looms.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”

 

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4-Panel Comic by "War and Peas" Panel 1: A person with an axe stands before a tree with a green treetop that has a simple face. The tree is speaking from a speech bubble saying "You can chop me down, but that won't fill the giant void inside you." The scene is set in a countryside with hills and mountains in the background. Panel 2: The person is now chopping down the tree with their axe, making a "CHOP" sound. The tree has fallen and the person is standing on the tree trunk. In the background, there's a truck or logging vehicle with smoke coming from it. Panel 3: The scene shifts to a lumber mill called "PAUL'S LUMBER" with industrial buildings, smokestacks, and piles of logs. The person who chopped the tree is receiving money bags from a businessman in a coat and hat. Panel 4: The final panel shows the same person now wealthy, lying on a lounge chair by a swimming pool at a luxury mansion. They're holding a cocktail and wearing sunglasses, looking discontented. A speech bubble reads "That damn tree was right..."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman approaches a tall tree in a grassy landscape, saying, "Oh wise and gentle giant. Tell me a story." The tree stands serenely under a bright blue sky. Panel 2: The tree replies, "Once, there was a species called humans who destroyed the planet and all living things." The scene remains peaceful but contrasts with the harsh story. Panel 3: The tree continues, "One day, a particular twat came up to a tree asking for a story." The woman looks up at the tree, her expression unchanging. Panel 4: The woman breaks the fourth wayll, thinking, "That last part seems unnecessary," as the tree stands motionless, towering above her in silence.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man named Kevin is kneeling in the desert, looking up at the sky. He says, "God, what is my plan in life?" Panel 2: The clouds in the sky form a speech bubble that reads, "Honestly, Kevin... I didn't count on you making it this far." Panel 3: The clouds continue speaking, "Um, maybe go have a nice, big ice cream." Panel 4: Kevin walks away happily, saying, "Sweet."