4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant."
Panel 2:
Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!"
Panel 3:
Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?"
Panel 4:
Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."

 

War and Peas Cloud Pin

This cloud is the perfect companion. Stick it on your favorite jacket and let it watch over you as you go about your day. With it’s serene yet tight-lipped smile, it’s the perfect expression for when you simply don’t give any f*cks. We’re very sure, no one will mess with you when you wear this iron-clad cumulus.

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The pin is made of hi-quality enamel, with a metal base and robust coating, and is fastened with two butterfly locks.

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