We’re doing something we usually don’t do by giving you a peek behind the curtains. This is the stuff our beautiful supporters usually get for keeping us financially viable enough to joking around.

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We definitely told our patrons this would stay exclusive, and now we’re essentially that friend who swears secrecy then immediately tells everybody your embarrassing story on the school yard. The guilt is consuming us like a shame-based brain worm. Our only chance is to make the next secret comics so hilarious that our supporters will forgive this betrayal – comedy so sharp it could perform its own appendectomy. Please don’t revoke our kneecaps!

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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk, hands clasped. A sign on the desk says “DADDY DEATH.”

Death: “Every Friday, from 10 to 12, I have office hours.”

Panel 2: A ghost soul appears with a question.

Ghost: “I wanted to see how my cat is doing.”

Panel 3: Death checks his computer.

Death: “Ah, Mr. Franklin. You died alone in your apartment, three days ago?”

Ghost: “Yes.”

Panel 4:

Death: “Okay, let’s check in on Mr. Fluffles.”

Panel 5:

Death (looking at screen): “What?”

Ghost floats in suspense.

Panel 6:

Death (grim): “Let’s just say, he’s not hungry.”

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Slutty witch approaches a table, holding a package while saying "We got this mysterious package." The vampire and the black cat Lord Nibbles sis at the table having coffee. Panel 2: The witch places the package on the round wooden table. The vampire says, "How strange." Panel 3: The witch opens the package and exclaims in confusion "Huh? There's nothing inside." She continues "It's just an empty cardbox." Panel 4: Lord Nibbles, the cat puts the newspaper down and declares "Oh, that's mine!"

We celebrate the brightest summer night of the year with a Full Moon Merch Drop and present three new pieces in our shop!

lemon dad cap with fire cat – orange background- 2 black dad cap with fire cat – yellow background- 3Overview of different colors of cat Dad caps

Fierce Cat – Dad Cap

The Fierce Cat Dad Cap comes in four bright colors and is made of 100% cotton with a soft, comfortable crown and sturdy visor.

It’s a walking inferno of feline fury! Let your cranium be shielded by this ultimate orange warrior. Who says you can’t kill and be cute at the same time?

pink dad cap with pink worm on pink background - 1black dad cap with pink worm on yellow background - 1Overview of different colors of worm Dad caps

Worm – Dad Cap

Hot Worm Summer! Protect your precious head with our squiggly worm cap. Keep your idea-factory cool and shaded under our mulch-loving friend. Worms are our ultimate allies.

All our caps are embroidered locally in our home-town and stitched with high-quality durable materials. One size fits all with a easy-to-adjust Tri-Glide fastening at the back.

I’m With Stupid – Pin

Let’s celebrate the limits of our own knowledge with this philosophical pendant! This might be the best gift for you and your best friend, or your spouse, or your complicated situationship! Plato would have worn this.

MICRO-EDITIONS

Like all other products in our shop – these items are produced in a very small edition. By producing in smaller batches, we significantly reduce overproduction and make sure every product finds a loving home. You are choosing a sustainable and exclusive piece that isn’t available anywhere else. Thank you for supporting a small artist-owned business.