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AWOOOO! It’s a FULL MOON and we’re going into rage mode with this drop of nine of our most beloved comics 🐺

🌕 Get Yours Before It’s Too Late! 🌕

Locally Sourced & Signed by the Artists

All of these come fresh from a local print studio. They’re not mass-produced, not churned out by a soulless mega-corporation that also sells mayonnaise and garden hoses. No, these are real.

We, Elizabeth and Jonathan, sign them with our own actual hands, the same hands that have shaken in caffeine-induced terror and absentmindedly petted stray cats – while thinking of stories that make you smile.

🌕 Get Yours Before It’s Too Late! 🌕

Magical Guffaw

Why the full moon? Well, because magic, that’s why. But also because a full moon does things to people. It stirs the ancient, pre-tax-document parts of the brain. It makes wolves howl, makes people google things like “can the moon make me impulsively buy art,” and generally bathes everything in a weird, mystical glow that says, Yes, you should probably own one of these prints.

So go and tell your friends! Because today the moon is full, the prints are live, and if you hesitate, you may have to live with the unbearable knowledge that someone else has the print that should have been yours. And that, my friend, is no way to live.

🌕 Get Yours Before It’s Too Late! 🌕

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This comic was created especially for our backers on Ko-Fi.

It’s is a donation-based platform where you can send us digital coffees to support our work in the short and long term.

Thank you for all the caffeine shocks that get us through the year!

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire in a long coat and sunglasses walks under a black umbrella, saying, “Getting my coffee fix isn’t as easy as it used to be.” Panel 2: The vampire peeks from behind a tree, eyeing a small coffee stand labeled "Barista Boys." He says, “But it’s worth the effort.” Panel 3: A barista, dressed in a yellow shirt and apron, takes a sip of coffee, seemingly unaware of the lurking vampire. Panel 4: The vampire is now crouched over the unconscious barista behind the stand, presumably having bitten him. With satisfaction, he remarks, “Mhm… Viennese Roast.”

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Most of you are aware that we send out monthly love letters. Yes, the ones that land in your physical mailbox and smell like roses.

We have a level for that on Patreon and if you plan on joining the club, you should do it now. Because this letter will be special: We’re sending out one super cute alien sticker sheet with every letter and we are so amazed by the quality, we had to spoiler that.

Join the club now!

Each love letter contains:

  • one heartfelt poem
  • one hologram sticker
  • one surprise item (except this month it’s not really a surprise)

Join the club now!

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Panel 1: A shoe store employee is kneeling in front of Bigfoot sitting on a bench. The employee struggles to fit a small shoe onto the creature’s massive foot, saying, “Mr. Foot, I think we need a bigger—” Panel 2: Bigfoot, now zoomed in with an intense and intimidating expression, cuts him off, asking, “A bigger what?” Panel 3: The employee, sweating and looking nervous, quickly backtracks, saying, “Uhm, nothing. Just a completely normal-sized shoe.” Panel 4: The employee, now visibly panicked, gets up and starts running away as Mr. Foot calmly but still angry sits on the bench. The employee says, “For a completely normal-footed guy.”

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A bearded pirate in a red coat and black hat gestures with one hand, looking slightly uncomfortable. The text above reads: "You have millions of followers. I think you're good." The caption beneath him says: "Well yes, but actually no." The meme humorously highlights the misconception that a large social media following equals financial success.

Yes, we have millions of followers and social media is great for validation, but not so much for paying bills. Turns out, likes and shares don’t magically turn into rent money.

Platforms don’t pay us, and while some of you do (which we deeply appreciate), the conversion rate is… let’s call it laughably low. If exposure paid rent, we’d be landlords. But alas.

So, if you enjoy what we do and want to keep seeing it, Patreon is where that magic happens. No pressure – just an invitation to be part of the reason this stays sustainable.