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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A scene at the North Pole with Santa looking for something. Text says "Meanwhile, on the North Pole" and Santa says "Damn. Where did I put my night goggles? The people need their presents." Panel 2: Santa sits on his sleigh surrounded by presents saying "Oh well. What's the worst that could happen." Panel 3: A living room with a Christmas tree and a banner saying "Swingin' Holiday!" showing people in BDSM gear opening presents. Panel 4: A church with nuns and children around a Christmas tree, with the sign "ST. MARY'S ORPHANAGE" visible as they open presents.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A couple is kissing passionately in bed, with "KISS KISS" sounds floating around them. The moon outside the window has a neutral expression. Panel 2: The man stops kissing and says, "Eww, the moon is watching us." The woman responds, "Friggin' perv!" The moon looks shocked. Panel 3: The moon, now with a soft, happy expression, says, "I just think you're the cutest couple." The woman responds with an "Awww." Panel 4: The moon, looking eager and leaning in, says, "Now, where were we?" The couple looks at each other awkwardly, realizing the moon wants the show to continue.

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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Four witches sit around a campfire in the mountains under the moonlight. One says: “Imagine how powerful we’d be if they hadn’t killed so many of us in the olden days.” Panel 2: Another witch says: “We’d have so much more peace, equality and—” Panel 3: A third witch interrupts loudly: “MORE FEMALE ORGASMS!” Panel 4: The other witches sit silently as one asks, “Why do we keep inviting her?”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind. Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic. Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit. Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.