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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a classroom full of young mantis students, a female mantis teacher stands in front of a chart showing a pair of mating mantises. She says, “During copulation the female mantis experiences earth-shattering waves of pleasure.” Panel 2: The mantis students react with excitement. One says “WOW!” and another giggles “Hee Hee.” Panel 3: A male student mantis named Timmy raises his hand and asks, “What about male praying mantises, Mrs. Schneider?” Panel 4: The teacher, looking a bit awkward, replies, “Um... You’re not going to like this, Timmy.”

 

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Four-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Four witches sit around a campfire in the mountains under the moonlight. One says: “Imagine how powerful we’d be if they hadn’t killed so many of us in the olden days.” Panel 2: Another witch says: “We’d have so much more peace, equality and—” Panel 3: A third witch interrupts loudly: “MORE FEMALE ORGASMS!” Panel 4: The other witches sit silently as one asks, “Why do we keep inviting her?”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A person and an angel walk on clouds in heaven. In the background stands a giant golden cat near pearly gates. The person asks, “Oh, so God is a cat?” Panel 2: The person continues thoughtfully, “Indifferent to human suffering…” Panel 3: The angel adds: “…wants to be worshipped all the time…” and “…likes to watch you during sex.” Panel 4: The person, walking past the divine cat, replies, “Hm… Makes sense.”

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A mustached father bursts into his son's messy room, yelling, “SON! When are you getting your life together?!” Panel 2: The father continues his rant: “Sleeping all day, partying all night with booze and ladies!” The son is seen in bed, looking smug with a woman beside him. Panel 3: The father, now softening, says: “You could finally put your skills to use in my company!” Panel 4: The final panel reveals a tall office building with a large sign on top reading: BOOZE AND CHICKS INC.