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Spooning

By warandpeass | June 12, 2024

4 panel comic: 1st panel: A fork says "I just want to be spooned again" 2nd Panel: A knife joins the picture and says, "I could do that." 3rd Panel: The fork and knife are laying next to each in a "spooning" position. 4th panel: The fork says, "It's just not the same."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sad But Funny and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, comic, comic strip, comic strips, comics, dark humor, elizabeth pich, Fork, funnies, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, Knife, love, Spoon, Spooning, war and peas, webcomic, Yonkoma.

Silence

By warandpeass | June 9, 2024

War and Peas 4 panel comic: 1st Panel: The witch is on a date. She's sitting with a man watching a beautiful landscape. The man says, "How peaceful." The witch says, "... and romantic." 2nd Panel: He says, "The tranquility. The silence." She says, "The sensual silence." 3rd Panel: The witch leans in for a kiss. The man has his eyes closed enjoying the silence. 4th Panel: The man says, "Let's talk about the silence some more!"

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Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, date, elizabeth pich, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, landscape, romantic, Silence, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy, Yonkoma.

Budget Cuts

By warandpeass | June 2, 2024

War and Peas comic: 1. Panel: The thirsty NASA scientist is holding a presenting and says, "Due to budget cuts, we've been forced to find alternative forms of funding." 2. Panel: She continues, "Thus, we've started an astronomy-themed OnlyFans. Allow me to demonstrate-" 3. Panel: She is interrupted by another scientist who says, "Psst... The department says they granted your budget weeks ago." 4. Panel: The thirsty scientist continues, "As I was saying..." On the presentation screen there's a buff aliens flexing its muscles and a headline reading "Encounters of the Naughty Kind"

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Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, aliens, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funny, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, NASA. scientist, OnlyFans, Thirsty Scientist, war and peas, webcomic, Yonkoma.

Princess

By warandpeass | May 19, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A knight kneels in front of a tower and shouts: "Princess, I've come to rescue you!" 2. Panel: The princess appears in the window of the tower and replies, "From what? I have HBO max, Ramen and an extensive collection of vibrators." 3. Panel: The princess looks back into her room. 4. Panel: The princess shouts down to the knight, "Actually, you could get me some batteries!"

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as Batteries, comedy, comic, comic strip, funny, HBO max, knight, princess, Ramen, tower, Vibrator, war and peas, webcomic.

The True Story: Red Riding Hood

By warandpeass | May 12, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: Little Red Riding Hood is sitting in front of a documentary camera. Someone off-camera asks, "So, you were the one who found the wolf at your grandmother's?" 2. Panel: The big bad wolf is also sitting in front of a camera sharing his side of the story. He says, "Listen, I have a thing for older broads, ok?" 3. Panel: Someone off-camera asks, "So, when you say you ATE grandma-" The big bad wolf interrupts them, "Listen, I know how to please a woman." 4. Panel: Back to Little Red Riding Hood. She crying and says, "Years of therapy... TURN OFF THE CAMERA!" 

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Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as big bad wolf, big wolf, Channel 5, comic strip, comics, confession, fairy tale, funny, humor, little red riding hood, lol, red riding hood, true story, war and peas, webcomic.

Imagine

By warandpeass | May 5, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The black cat Lord Nibbles says to the witch, "Imagine a world without hunger, without suffering." 2. Panel: "Now imagine, YOU can make the dream a reality!" 3. "YOU have the power!" 4. "By opening a small can of tuna, you can make a difference today!"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, comic strip, funny, humor, lord nibbles, Slutty Witch, Suffering, tuna, witch, witches, Witchy.

Bad Weather

By warandpeass | May 3, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel A man looks up in the sky and says "That's some bad weather up there." 2. Panel: Up in the sky are two clouds looking grim with sunglasses on. 3. Panel: One of the clouds says, "Bad boys for life." 4. Panel: Both clouds start raining.

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics, Wholesome Humor and tagged as bad boys, bad weather, clouds, comic, comic strip, funny, war and peas, webcomic.

Kelly

By warandpeass | April 28, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A child prays to God, "Dear God, it's me. Kelly." 2. Panel: God, up in the clouds, is playing online poker and is disturbed by a ping behind him. He goes, "Argh, what is it?" 3. Panel: He leans over to the screen that the ping came from and just clicks "accept". he says, "Yeah, sweety, whatever, here you go." 4. Panel: Kelly is riding a giant cat that is destroying an entire city"

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comic strips, dark humor, elizabeth pich, funnies, funny, god, humor, jonathan kunz, Kelly, pray, prayer, praying, war and peas, Yonkoma.

Mess Castle

By warandpeass | April 21, 2024

4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The vampire enters the room while the witch and the black cat (lord Nibbles) are sitting on the couch watching TV. The vampire says, "You guys, the castle is a mess!" 2. He continues, "There are rotting skulls everywhere from your stupid rituals!" 3. The witch replies, "And you said you'd clean up after your midnight snacks!" 4. A man is heavily bleeding and crawling out of the house. He says "No worries, I'll let myself out!"

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as black humor, castle, comic, comic strip, comics, dark humor, lord nibbles, midnight snack, Ritual, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, vampires, webcomic, witches, Witchy.

Choices

By warandpeass | April 14, 2024

Four panel comic (Yonkoma) by War and Peas: 1. Panel: Robot talks to Professor, "Professor, am I built to love or to destroy?" 2. Panel: The professor answers, "That depends. Do you want to be good of evil?" 3. Panel: A vase crashes down next to them. 4. Panel: Lord Nibbles the cat threw it down and says, "Or you can be fabulous."

Posted in Comics and tagged as 4 koma, 4 panel comic, AI, black cat, cat, cats, comic, comic strip, comics, crash, dark humor, elizabeth pich, Fabulous, funny, good vs evil, hilarious, humor, jonathan kunz, lord nibbles, professor, Robot, robotics, war and peas, webcomic, Yonkoma.
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