Panel 1:
Jesus sits on a therapist's couch. The therapist asks, "So let’s talk about this resurrection fantasy..."

Panel 2:
He continues, "You want people to give up something they love."

Panel 3:
Jesus smiles and says, "Yes."

Panel 4:
The therapist adds, "And then a giant rabbit has to hide all the eggs."

Panel 5:
He continues, "I want you to reflect on that for a moment."

Panel 6:
The therapist sighs and says, "I mean, this all happened over 2000 years ago."

Panel 7:
Jesus says, "Yeah. But I'm still pissed."

Panel 1:
Three disciples and Jesus stand outside a closed tavern at night. One disciple says, "Oh man, the tavern's closed."

Panel 2:
The other disciple sighs and says, "Aww, too bad. I was really in the mood for a drink." Jesus looks thoughtful.

Panel 3:
The disciples watch Jesus expectantly.

Panel 4:
Jesus puts on a blood-drawing cuff and prepares to prick his arm with a needle, saying, "Sigh... Fine."

4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a computer. A small ghost floats beside him.
The ghost says, "I'd like to complain. My soul wasn't collected and now it's floating around somewhere."
Panel 2:
The Grim Reaper says, "Hmm... Mrs. Coleman. Your soul has taken hold of a boy in Venezuela."
Panel 3:
The ghost looks shocked and exclaims, "Jesus!"
Panel 4:
The Grim Reaper says, "It's actually pronounced 'Héy-Zeus'. And the Vatican is already sending someone."