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A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A princess in a pink dress and conical hat rides a horse. The background is a bright, grassy landscape. She is asked, "Oh, fair princess, where art thou off to on thy trusty steed?" Panel 2: The princess responds, "To the township of McDonald!" She is shown riding the horse energetically towards a distant destination. Panel 3: The princess continues, "Where one can buyeth tasty burgers without getting off thy horse!" She is depicted riding swiftly, her hair flowing in the wind. Panel 4: The princess, now closer to the destination, says, "One McPeasant and Curly Troll Fries!" A small sign in the foreground says, "Godspeed!"

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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

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