Comic by War and Peas featuring a child telling parents about a monster under the bed. The child says, 'It keeps screaming with the voice of a thousand haunted souls.' The monster appears and complains, 'To be fair, your son is stealing my sleep by constantly wanking off.' The monster then tells the child, 'Seriously, buddy. Get your shit together.' The comic humorously addresses childhood fears and adds an unexpected twist with the monster's complaint.