Mind Your Business

By warandpeass | April 10, 2025

A cartoon by War and Peas shows a bird sitting in an airplane seat, wearing a seatbelt and angrily saying to a man next to them, "Why don’t you mind your own fuckin’ business."

Filthy

By warandpeass | December 16, 2023

6 panel comic by War and Peas:
1. A fig stands in the forest saying, "It's the time of year again."
2. "Where they're all trying to find the most beautiful tree."
3. "But they won't want a filthy tree."
4. A bird flies by. The tree shouts at the bird, "QUICK, shit on me!"
5. "Shit all you can on me!" The bird replies, "Fuckin' perv!"
6. The tree shouts, "My life depends on it!!"

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Ghostwriter’s Lament

By warandpeass | December 10, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. The Ghostwriter Ghost on an open field, "As a ghostwriter, you're under constant pressure to perform." 2. "At the same time no one will ever know about your genius." 3. A goose is standing nearby saying, "We know." 4. A bird is there, too, and says, "Yeah. You come out to gripe about it every night."

Carecrow

By warandpeass | April 20, 2021

This guest comic is featured in the new book by the one and only Mr Lovenstein!
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Thanks

By warandpeass | September 30, 2020

Bikini Body

By warandpeass | May 24, 2020

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How’s The Weather

By warandpeass | April 8, 2018

Look, up in the Sky

By Jonathan | June 11, 2017

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Long Flight

By warandpeass | October 18, 2015

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