WAPSTOBER

Wapstober – various characters by War and Peas

Today WAPSTOBER starts! That means from today until next Sunday, there will be a new comic every day! Let’s start with this one:

Human Costume

4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A large, gray mountain-like figure with a briefcase, red hat, green tie, and a small cloud beside him says, "Guess my Halloween costume!" Panel 2: The mountain continues, "I'm so stressed!" while the cloud adds, "Don't talk to me before I had my coffee!" Panel 3: The mountain says, "Let's destroy the planet and raise the stocks or something!" Panel 4: Finally, the mountain, looking tired, says, "Jeez, I'm exhausted already."

Panel 1: Two praying mantises are walking on a grassy field. One mantis named Timmy, wearing a backward cap and carrying a backpack, says, "Hey, Sally? Are you a praying mantis, too?"
Panel 2: The second mantis, identified as Sally, with flower-like hair and also carrying a backpack, responds, "Yeah. Why?" The background shows a warm, orange sky.
Panel 3: Timmy, looking at Sally with a wide smile, says, "Because you look drop-dead gorgeous!" The background has a red circular pattern.
Panel 4: The scene shifts to a park bench where the first mantis is sitting next to a ladybug with glasses. The mantis, looking downcast, says, "She said, she respects me too much to rip off my head and eat it." The ladybug replies with a simple, "Bummer."

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Panel 1:
The first panel shows a witch dressed in black with a classic pointy hat, vacuuming the floor of her home. She looks frustrated and is thinking out loud, saying, "Ugh, I can’t bring anyone back with the place looking like this." The room has a few scattered items like a bone, indicating it’s a bit messy.

Panel 2:
In the second panel, the witch's black cat, who is sitting near a Ouija board on the floor, speaks up. The cat looks annoyed and says, "Do you MIND?! You’re scaring away the spirits." The cat's wide-eyed expression emphasizes its frustration.

Panel 3:
The third panel zooms in on the witch, who is visibly annoyed by the cat's comment. She scoffs at the cat, expressing her disbelief at its audacity. The panel focuses on her face, showing her irritation.

Panel 4:
In the final panel, the cat, still near the Ouija board, continues to sass the witch. It says, "They also asked if you’re planning on going out in that outfit." The cat looks smug, while the witch is left speechless by the remark.

 

A six-panel comic strip by War and Peas:
Panel 1: A serene landscape with mountains, a lake, flowers, and the sun shining in the sky. Caption reads: "What a magnificent time of year Summer is."
Panel 2: A bird chirping while flying in the sky. Caption reads: "The birds chirp."
Panel 3: A turtle basking in the sun on a rock in a pond. Caption reads: "The turtles bask in the sun."
Panel 4: A dung beetle rolling a large ball of dung. Caption reads: "The dung beetle rolls its dung."
Panel 5: Close-up of the dung beetle looking at its ball of dung with a thought bubble: "This is the most beautiful ball of shit I have ever made."
Panel 6: The dung beetle hugging its ball of dung, looking content.

A four-panel comic strip by War and Peas. Panel 1: A princess in a pink dress and conical hat rides a horse. The background is a bright, grassy landscape. She is asked, "Oh, fair princess, where art thou off to on thy trusty steed?" Panel 2: The princess responds, "To the township of McDonald!" She is shown riding the horse energetically towards a distant destination. Panel 3: The princess continues, "Where one can buyeth tasty burgers without getting off thy horse!" She is depicted riding swiftly, her hair flowing in the wind. Panel 4: The princess, now closer to the destination, says, "One McPeasant and Curly Troll Fries!" A small sign in the foreground says, "Godspeed!"

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