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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A ghost sits on his bed, watching TV, holding a mug of hot cocoa with marshmallows. It says, "Ah, Fall is upon us. Hot cocoa with marshmallows." Panel 2: The ghost is cozily tucked into bed, while it's dark and rainy outside. A black cat is curled up beside it. The ghost thinks, "Slow Sundays with rain against your window." Panel 3: The ghost, floating above a man eating at a table, barfs ectoplasm onto his food just as he is about to take a bite. The caption reads, "Barfing ghost barf onto food the second before someone eats it." Panel 4: The ghost floats happily above a farmer's market, holding a basket of apples. The caption reads, "Farmer's Markets!" Stalls with pumpkins and other autumnal produce are visible in the background.

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We’re doing something we usually don’t do by giving you a peek behind the curtains. This is the stuff our beautiful supporters usually get for keeping us financially viable enough to joking around.

Join the party and read the rest of the exclusive stories!

We definitely told our patrons this would stay exclusive, and now we’re essentially that friend who swears secrecy then immediately tells everybody your embarrassing story on the school yard. The guilt is consuming us like a shame-based brain worm. Our only chance is to make the next secret comics so hilarious that our supporters will forgive this betrayal – comedy so sharp it could perform its own appendectomy. Please don’t revoke our kneecaps!

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a printer that is making loud noises. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper holds up a paper from the printer, looking frustrated. He says, "Shit. I can't read anything." Panel 3: The printer shows a "Toner Low" warning, indicating it is out of toner. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper is in a copy shop, standing in front of the counter. The woman, "I'm not printing that. Last time my grandma died!"

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We love original artworks, you love original artworks. All of them are one-of-a-kind and handmade on archival grade paper.

 We all know that. But what is new are these premium frames!

original war and peas artwork in a premium oak frame by Halbe
slutty witch original drawing watching tv show hot vampire tales
original art details by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz
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Hot Vampire Tales – Only 1 available

We are not exaggerating when we say that we believe these frames are the best money can buy. The handling is phenomenal and the workmanship is absolutely world class. We can only imagine how people must have felt when they held the first products designed by Dieter Rams in their hands, but it must have been similar.

Hilarious original comic art print featuring the ‘Thirsty Scientist’ character – a red-dressed scientist carried by buff green aliens. Encased in a luxury German frame, it’s a must-have for fans of surreal, conversation-starting art and unconventional collectibles.
close-up of thirsty scientist artwork two buff aliens

Buff Aliens – Only 1 available

The plexiglas guarantees a timeless, museum-quality presentation and provides perfect UV protection for the image. It is also lightweight, break-resistant and allows the colors of the artwork to shine through unadulterated.

Each frame features a magnetic closure system, multiple hanging points for perfect wall mounting, and protective felt pads.

Hand-drawn original art of a witch character lounging on a pink blanket with a black cat, engrossed in the book ‘Coven in the Woods’ under a warm lamp. Framed in German-crafted premium wood, it’s a perfect gift for lovers of whimsical, artistic home decor and unique witchy aesthetics.
witch off duty original art
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Cosy Witch – Only 1 available

framed original artwork by war and peas showing an alien framed original drawing by war and peas in a premium oak frame

Dear Diary – Only 1 available

PS: We updated the frames that come with comic prints as well!

 

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Slutty Witch lounges on a couch with a bowl of snacks, wearing a hat with two beer cans and straws. She watches TV. Her vampire flatmate stands in the doorway and says, "I'm late for my Pen & Paper! Can you take me on your broom?" Panel 2: The Slutty Witch, still wearing her beer-can hat, still watching the TV says, "I'm watching the game." Panel 3: The vampire pleads with a desperate expression, "Pleeease! I'm playing a human office worker and I can't be late." Panel 4: The Slutty Witch gets up from the couch and says, "Fine. But the Guzzler stays on." The vampire goes, "Yessss!" The TV screen shows that she has been watching some sort of monster game.

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk with a computer. A small ghost floats beside him. The ghost says, "I'd like to complain. My soul wasn't collected and now it's floating around somewhere." Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "Hmm... Mrs. Coleman. Your soul has taken hold of a boy in Venezuela." Panel 3: The ghost looks shocked and exclaims, "Jesus!" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "It's actually pronounced 'Héy-Zeus'. And the Vatican is already sending someone."

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Plants in a Therapist's Office" – Nine potted plants with human-like faces and punny therapy-related names. Plants (from left to right, top to bottom): Anxious Aloe A spiky aloe plant in a terracotta pot with a worried expression and slightly raised eyebrows. Optimistic Orchid A pink orchid in a rounded pot, smiling brightly with closed eyes, as if daydreaming. Flat Affect Philodendron A leafy philodendron in a brown pot with a neutral, straight-line mouth, showing no emotion. Bipolar Bonsai A bonsai tree in a blue rectangular pot with a half-smiling, half-frowning asymmetrical face. Narcissistic String of Pearls A trailing string of pearls plant in a terracotta pot, looking smug with one eyebrow raised and a self-satisfied smirk. Traumatized Fiddle Leaf A fiddle-leaf fig in a blue pot with wide, shocked eyes and a straight, tense mouth. Disassociating Dracaena A tall dracaena plant in a pink pot with a blank stare and slightly unfocused eyes. Stressed Spiderlily A spider lily in a blue pot with a frazzled expression, wide eyes, and a sweaty forehead. Judgmental Ficus A ficus tree in a brown pot with crossed arms (branches), a skeptical raised eyebrow, and a thought bubble saying, “Wow, this guy is a train wreck.”

Get it as a signed art print from our New Print Drop!

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5-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Lord Nibbles, a black cat with wide eyes, holds a phone to their ear. Speech bubble: “You have to come home!” Background is solid red. Panel 2: A witch sits on a chaise, holding a phone to her ear, saying, “I told you not to call me at work.” An old man kneels in front of her, licking her feet with audible “Slurp” sound effects. Panel 3: Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, asks, “Remember the carpet you bought with the Ouija-Board design?” The witch replies, “Yes, so cute!” Background is split red and pink. Panel 4: Lord Nibbles’ eyes widen as he says, “Well, the Roomba summoned three demons with it!” The witch, unfazed, responds, “And?” Panel 5: The living room is filled with three demons sitting at a table. Lord Nibbles, still on the phone, says, “You have to lend me some money.” The demons appear engaged in a poker game.