Four-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: Four witches sit around a campfire in the mountains under the moonlight. One says: “Imagine how powerful we’d be if they hadn’t killed so many of us in the olden days.”

Panel 2: Another witch says: “We’d have so much more peace, equality and—”

Panel 3: A third witch interrupts loudly: “MORE FEMALE ORGASMS!”

Panel 4: The other witches sit silently as one asks, “Why do we keep inviting her?”

4-panel comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A decorated Christmas tree with a face and arms frowns and says, “This is outrageous.” It stands in a cozy, pink-walled room with festive ornaments.
Panel 2: The tree looks more dismayed, saying, “They dressed me like a clown.” It’s wrapped in lights and adorned with baubles, candy canes, and a star on top.
Panel 3: The tree looks down at the base of its trunk, surrounded by colorful presents. It appears sad and resigned.
Panel 4: A second tree, slightly smaller and smug-looking, says: “At least they didn’t put a tree up your arse.” The original tree now looks deeply unsettled.