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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: In a classroom full of young mantis students, a female mantis teacher stands in front of a chart showing a pair of mating mantises. She says, “During copulation the female mantis experiences earth-shattering waves of pleasure.” Panel 2: The mantis students react with excitement. One says “WOW!” and another giggles “Hee Hee.” Panel 3: A male student mantis named Timmy raises his hand and asks, “What about male praying mantises, Mrs. Schneider?” Panel 4: The teacher, looking a bit awkward, replies, “Um... You’re not going to like this, Timmy.”

 

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A mustached father bursts into his son's messy room, yelling, “SON! When are you getting your life together?!” Panel 2: The father continues his rant: “Sleeping all day, partying all night with booze and ladies!” The son is seen in bed, looking smug with a woman beside him. Panel 3: The father, now softening, says: “You could finally put your skills to use in my company!” Panel 4: The final panel reveals a tall office building with a large sign on top reading: BOOZE AND CHICKS INC.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A robber with a money bag runs out of a bank labeled “BANK.” Officer McSexy, a muscular, blond policeman in sunglasses, spots the crime from the sidewalk. The narrator says: “Officer McSexy spotted a crime. Quick, do something, McSexy!” Panel 2: Instead of chasing the criminal, McSexy is distracted, holding a bottle labeled “Hair Aid” and combing his hair with sparkles surrounding him. Narration: “Oh no! McSexy is distracted! The criminal will get away!” Panel 3: The thief slips dramatically in what appears to be spilled hair gel, yelling “AAAHHH!” as he falls and drops the money. Panel 4: The thief is now in handcuffs, and McSexy confidently walks beside him past the bank. Narration: “You’ve done it again, McSexy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind. Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic. Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit. Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A caveman-like figure with long hair and a beard stands at the entrance of a cave, gazing at the barren landscape. Panel 2: The figure sits on a rock, poking the ground absentmindedly with a stick. Panel 3: The figure watches the sunset alone, the vast landscape around him. Panel 4: He looks at the horizon, sighs, and says, “I f***ing miss techno parties.”

 

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Panel 1: Two cartoonish trees with faces are talking while watching a man in a flannel shirt and beanie walking through the wilderness. One tree exclaims, “Oh no, Pam. There comes a lumberjack!” Panel 2: The second tree reassures the first, saying, “No, Marsha. It’s ok! Look, it’s just a hipster.” Panel 3: The first tree, now visibly relieved, sighs, “Oh, thank God.” The man stands in the clearing, looking around. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a "Grand Opening" event at a café called "Brewski Bros." Outside, multiple bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters sit at tables, drinking coffee and socializing, while the trees have been cut down.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A knight in full armor, standing in a grassy field, calls up to a princess in a tower window. He shouts, "Princess, it is I, your knight in shining armour!" The princess leans on the windowsill, looking unimpressed. Panel 2: The princess responds with a skeptical look, saying, "Hm. Doesn't look THAT shiny to me!" Panel 3: The knighis shocked while the princess exclaims, "Don't expect ME to do any of that scrubbing! You're gonna need to come back looking SPOTLESS!" Panel 4: In a humorous twist, the knight is seen sitting indoors in just his underwear, scrubbing his armor with soap and a sponge while muttering, "Fuck." A horse outside the window adds to the scene's absurdity.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A group of cows gathers in what looks like a secret meeting room. A brown cow, standing at the head of the group, speaks: "It is once again time to discuss how to get rid of the human scum." Another cow asks, "Any ideas?" Panel 2: One cow replies, "We could fart." Panel 3: The cows collectively consider the plan, looking at a diagram showing a fart cloud eliminating humans. Panel 4: A newspaper headline reads "METHANE DESTROYING ENVIRONMENT!" accompanied by an image of coffee and a plate of bacon, hinting at the cows' revenge.