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Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.

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Panel 1: A therapist sits in an armchair, holding a notepad, and says to a client, "Now, remember we talked about setting realistic goals for the new year." The client, wearing glasses and a dress, is the "thirsty scientist" character, looking attentive. The room has a cozy atmosphere with a plant in the background. Panel 2: The thirsty scientist responds confidently, "Yes." She holds a piece of paper and looks determined. Panel 3: She reads, "'Embark on a romantic adventure with an Alpha-Centaurian Prince.'" Panel 4: The therapist looks at her Panel 5: The thirsty scientist is looking back. Panel 6: She says, "You're right. I'll settle for an admiral." She scribbles on the paper.