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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.” Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?” Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.” Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A mustached father bursts into his son's messy room, yelling, “SON! When are you getting your life together?!” Panel 2: The father continues his rant: “Sleeping all day, partying all night with booze and ladies!” The son is seen in bed, looking smug with a woman beside him. Panel 3: The father, now softening, says: “You could finally put your skills to use in my company!” Panel 4: The final panel reveals a tall office building with a large sign on top reading: BOOZE AND CHICKS INC.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two snowflakes with smiling faces float in the blue winter sky. One has a classic hexagonal shape; the other is more wavy and ornate. They look delighted to be falling together. Panel 2: The two snowflakes drift closer, their faces gleaming with joy as if they’re falling in love midair. The atmosphere is whimsical and romantic. Panel 3: Just as they’re about to touch, they land on a warm human tongue. The ornate snowflake begins to melt, its face contorted in shock and pain, while the hexagonal snowflake appears unaware. Panel 4: A bundled-up child wearing a green hat, scarf, and gloves stands in the snow, putting their tongue out, oblivious to the fleeting tragedy they’ve caused.