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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Mary and Joseph are inside a barn. Mary, visibly pregnant, stands next to Joseph, who is sitting on a chair and writing in a book. Mary says, "Joseph, I think I'm pregnant." Panel 2: Joseph, looking determined and says, "Impossible, Mary! We used my patented pull-out technique!" Panel 3: Mary stands with her arms on her hip, looking unimpressed ands says, "Well, it didn't work." Joseph is holding his head in his hands, looking distressed and says "What am I going to tell my shareholders?" Panel 4: Thirty years later, Jesus sits on some steps, talking to his disciples. He says, "So I must be the son of God or something."