Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas
Panel 1: A black cat named Lord Nibbles with pointed ears sits on a green cushion reading an orange magazine titled "Vampire Weekly." Lord Nibbles says "Ooh, the newest tips on how to get 'Fit For Summer'."
Panel 2: A vampire character with fangs sits on the same couch as Lord Nibbles, wearing a purple shirt and holding a remote control with a bowl of snacks nearby. The vampire responds "Ugh, these fad diets are so silly."
Panel 3: Lord Nibbles continues reading from the magazine and says "Eating a cyclist a month...improves stamina in the bedroom." while still holding the orange publication.
Panel 4: The final panel shows an outdoor cycling race scene with a cyclist in green racing past a group of cheering spectators holding signs, including one that says "GO!" The vampire roommate stands among the crowd wearing sunglasses and holding a stick. Lord Nibbles says, "Wait for the stragglers."

4-panel comic by War and Peas

Panel 1: A witch ("Slutty Witch") and a vampire sit on a couch watching TV, cozy with snacks. The vampire says, “Ahh… no place like home.”

Panel 2: Their black cat (Lord Nibbles), lying on a green cushion, asks sarcastically, “What about a Roman bath full of maidens with high blood pressure?”

Panel 3: The vampire replies, “I prefer low blood pressure.”

Panel 4: With a smug look, the vampire sips from his mug and adds, “I’m a gourmet.” The witch munches popcorn beside him, and a skull lies on the floor near the TV.

Funny 4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: Slutty witch approaches a table, holding a package while saying "We got this mysterious package." The vampire and the black cat Lord Nibbles sis at the table having coffee. Panel 2: The witch places the package on the round wooden table. The vampire says, "How strange." Panel 3: The witch opens the package and exclaims in confusion "Huh? There's nothing inside." She continues "It's just an empty cardbox." Panel 4: Lord Nibbles, the cat puts the newspaper down and declares "Oh, that's mine!"