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For Grandma

By warandpeass | February 28, 2024

Red Riding Hood whipping the big bad wolf saying, "This is for Grandma!"

This cartoon is available as a T-shirt!

White shirt showing a funny cartoon BDSM

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as best cartoons, big bad wolf, Cartoon, cartoons, funny, grandma, humor, New Yorker Cartoon, one panel comic, red riding hood, Rejected Cartoons, war and peas.

Five Stars

By warandpeass | February 20, 2024

Cartoon: Two zombies consume a corpse. One of them says "Reluctant service but I'm gonna give this guy five stars on Google Maps."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, Five Stars, funny, Google Maps, humor, New Yorker Cartoons, Rejected Cartoons, Reluctant Service, Review, Service, zombie, zombies.

Clitty

By warandpeass | January 31, 2024

A cartoon by War and Peas: It shows a clitoris in the style of clippy. The title reads, "Clitty – the much needed assistant" Clitty asks, "It looks like you're having sex with a woman. Would you like help?" The user can now choose between "Yes, I need assistance." or "Continue without help."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Assistant, best cartoons, best of cartoons, Cartoon, cartoons, Clippy, Clitoris, Clitty, funny, humor, lol, Rejected Cartoon, Rejected Cartoons, Windows, Windows Assistant.

Drunk Again

By warandpeass | January 16, 2024

Two camels with empty humps watch another camel with full humps. They say "She's drunk again."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as camel, camels, Cartoon, cartoons, drunk, funny, humor, hump, humps, lol, Rejected Cartoon, Rejected Cartoons.

Unfinished Business

By warandpeass | November 28, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas. A meeting of "Unfinished business anonymous". One ghost to the other: We don’t judge here, Ron. An unfinished Spotify playlist is a perfectly valid reason to be stuck in limbo.”

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, funny, ghost, ghosts, New Yorker, New Yorker Cartoons, rejected, Unfinished Business, war and peas.

Away

By warandpeass | November 14, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas: An alien had landed on Earth and is giving a press conference out of its UFO. It says: "Honestly? I just wanted to get away from my parents."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as alien, aliens, Cartoon, cartoons, elizabeth pich, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, New Yorker, New Yorker Cartoons, Press Conference, TV, ufo, war and peas.

Ritual

By warandpeass | October 18, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas. A witch coven is surrounded a fire preparing a ritual. They're all naked. One witch is holding a big bowl of marshmallows and says, "Just because we're doing a ritual doesn't mean we can't roast marshmallows."

If you also think a marshmallow ritual would be nice, consider becoming a part of our coven on Patreon.

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as best cartoons, Cartoon, cartoons, coven, Family Pack, Marshmallows, New Yorker Cartoon, New Yorker Cartoons, night, Ritual, war and peas, witch, witches.

Stylish

By warandpeass | October 14, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas showing a vampire saying, "It's hard being that stylish when you can't see yourself in the mirror."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, cartoons, dracula, fashion, funny, humor, lol, New Yorker, vamp, vampire, vampires, war and peas.

Rapunzel

By warandpeass | October 10, 2023

Cartoon by War and Peas. Rapunzel lets her hair down but the knight can't grab it and falls down: "Rapunzel immediately regretted using the ultra-smooth conditioner her mother had given her."

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as best cartoons, Cartoon, cartoons, castle, conditioner, knight, New Yorker, rapunzel, smooth, ultra smooth, war and peas.

Error 404

By warandpeass | June 17, 2023

Father's Day Cartoon by War and Peas. A person is sitting in front of his laptop. The computer screen reads "Error 404. Not Found." The person says: "Aww, this reminds me of Dad!"

Posted in Cartoons and tagged as Cartoon, dad not found, error 404, fathers day, webcomic.
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