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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man stands in an office at night, adjusting his tie nervously while speaking into a phone. The window shows a crescent moon in the sky. He says, “I’m sorry. I won’t make it tonight. I have a deadline.” Panel 2: Outside the office window, the Grim Reaper, cloaked and skeletal, chuckles from behind some bushes. He watches the man through the window and says, “Hehe. Yes, you do.” Panel 3: The Grim Reaper silently continues watching the man through the window, who is now seated and working at his desk. The tension builds. Panel 4: The Grim Reaper, slightly embarrassed or amused, raises his hands defensively and says, “Okay, I like puns. Sue me.” The man remains unaware inside.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman approaches a tall tree in a grassy landscape, saying, "Oh wise and gentle giant. Tell me a story." The tree stands serenely under a bright blue sky. Panel 2: The tree replies, "Once, there was a species called humans who destroyed the planet and all living things." The scene remains peaceful but contrasts with the harsh story. Panel 3: The tree continues, "One day, a particular twat came up to a tree asking for a story." The woman looks up at the tree, her expression unchanging. Panel 4: The woman breaks the fourth wayll, thinking, "That last part seems unnecessary," as the tree stands motionless, towering above her in silence.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A decorated Christmas tree with a face and arms frowns and says, “This is outrageous.” It stands in a cozy, pink-walled room with festive ornaments. Panel 2: The tree looks more dismayed, saying, “They dressed me like a clown.” It’s wrapped in lights and adorned with baubles, candy canes, and a star on top. Panel 3: The tree looks down at the base of its trunk, surrounded by colorful presents. It appears sad and resigned. Panel 4: A second tree, slightly smaller and smug-looking, says: “At least they didn’t put a tree up your arse.” The original tree now looks deeply unsettled.

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A watermelon with a stern face floats in the middle of a blue background. The caption reads: "The Seedless Watermelon." Panel 2: The watermelon now has a serious expression and says, "If I cannot reproduce..." Panel 3: The watermelon launches itself groin-first at a human, shouting, "...neither will anybody else!" The person screams in pain as the watermelon hits them with a loud "POW" in the crotch. Panel 4: The watermelon bounces away victoriously as the person curls up on the ground. The caption above reads: "Another triumph for the seedless watermelon."

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two snowflakes with smiling faces float in the blue winter sky. One has a classic hexagonal shape; the other is more wavy and ornate. They look delighted to be falling together. Panel 2: The two snowflakes drift closer, their faces gleaming with joy as if they’re falling in love midair. The atmosphere is whimsical and romantic. Panel 3: Just as they’re about to touch, they land on a warm human tongue. The ornate snowflake begins to melt, its face contorted in shock and pain, while the hexagonal snowflake appears unaware. Panel 4: A bundled-up child wearing a green hat, scarf, and gloves stands in the snow, putting their tongue out, oblivious to the fleeting tragedy they’ve caused.