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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A robber with a money bag runs out of a bank labeled “BANK.” Officer McSexy, a muscular, blond policeman in sunglasses, spots the crime from the sidewalk. The narrator says: “Officer McSexy spotted a crime. Quick, do something, McSexy!” Panel 2: Instead of chasing the criminal, McSexy is distracted, holding a bottle labeled “Hair Aid” and combing his hair with sparkles surrounding him. Narration: “Oh no! McSexy is distracted! The criminal will get away!” Panel 3: The thief slips dramatically in what appears to be spilled hair gel, yelling “AAAHHH!” as he falls and drops the money. Panel 4: The thief is now in handcuffs, and McSexy confidently walks beside him past the bank. Narration: “You’ve done it again, McSexy.”

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4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A graffiti artist, wearing a beanie, hoodie, and cropped pants, is spray-painting the words "FUCK THE POLICE" on a brick wall. The text is in bold, dripping red letters. A police officer in blue uniform spots the vandal from the corner and starts to approach from behind. Panel 2: The officer yells "FREEZE!" just as the graffiti artist notices and starts sprinting away in panic. Panel 3: The officer is now running after the graffiti artist, panting heavily. They shout “HEY… PANT… WAIT UP!” as they round the corner of a building in pursuit. Panel 4: The officer has stopped, out of breath, with one hand resting on the wall for support. With a confused and hurt expression, he calls out, “I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO FUCK!” mistaking the aggressive graffiti message for an invitation.

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Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A police officer in a blue uniform notices a thief running out of a shop carrying a stolen monitor. The caption reads, "Oh no, a criminal is afoot." Panel 2: The officer charges toward the thief while someone off-screen yells, "Do something, Officer McSexy!" Panel 3: The thief shields his eyes and screams, "AAAH! THE SEXINESS!" as the officer strikes a heroic pose and presents his butt. Panel 4: The officer handcuffs the thief, who casually asks, "You wanna grab a drink when I get out?" The caption reads, "You've done it again, McSexy."

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War and Peas - Officer McSexy and His Horse - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz