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5-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.” Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.” Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.” Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.” Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”

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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper sits at a desk, hands clasped. A sign on the desk says “DADDY DEATH.” Death: “Every Friday, from 10 to 12, I have office hours.” Panel 2: A ghost soul appears with a question. Ghost: “I wanted to see how my cat is doing.” Panel 3: Death checks his computer. Death: “Ah, Mr. Franklin. You died alone in your apartment, three days ago?” Ghost: “Yes.” Panel 4: Death: “Okay, let’s check in on Mr. Fluffles.” Panel 5: Death (looking at screen): “What?” Ghost floats in suspense. Panel 6: Death (grim): “Let’s just say, he’s not hungry.”