4-panel-comic by War and Peas
Panel 1:
Two elves stand in Santa's workshop. One elf says, "Santa? Do we really have to test all the gifts?"
Panel 2:
Santa, looking confident and cheerful, responds, "Well, of course. Every item!"
Panel 3:
The elf holds a large phallic ornament and says, "Okay."
Panel 4:
The elves, now visibly distressed, stand at a workbench. Santa walks out of the workshop saying, "How do you think I made it to the top?"