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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man sits at a bar with a witch beside him. The man says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna knock your socks off." The witch looks unimpressed. Panel 2: The witch responds, "Actually women come easier with their socks on." Panel 3: The man sits silently, looking disappointed, while the witch sips her drink. Panel 4: The man, now talking to a different woman at the bar, says, "I'm so good in bed, I'm gonna put socks on your feet."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A woman (thirsty scientist) and a man are seated at a candlelit dinner table. The woman, sipping from a wine glass, says, "So, after I finished my studies..." with a slurping sound effect "Slurrrp" visible. Panel 2: The woman, looking eager, interrupts with clapping hands and says, "Yeah Yeah, that's all great." Panel 3: She asks "But what's your head circumference?" The man, looking puzzled, asks, "I beg your pardon?" Panel 4: The woman, holding an alien mask, responds, "I estimate between 55 and 60 cm." The man, looking shocked, says, "Haha, what?" with a box labeled "Heads 4U" on the floor.