Artist's hand dropping stack of red-stamped Love Letter Service envelopes into public mailbox slot - handcrafted monthly Patreon letters being mailed to subscribers worldwide.

Every month, we craft you a real letter. Not an email. Not a notification. A letter. The kind that arrives in your mailbox between the electric bill and the note from your dentist about overdue cleanings, except this one contains an exclusive poem we wrote specifically for this moment in time, a holographic sticker that’ll make your inner eight-year-old weep with joy, and some surprise product that might be a postcard, might be a magnet, might be temporary tattoos, might be – and yes, this actually happened – an air freshener shaped like a witch on a skateboard.

It’s the kind of thing that makes you pause at your mailbox, feeling briefly like the main character of your own life instead of just someone scrolling through other people’s curated breakfast photos.

Also – and this is crucial, too – you get all the extras from the Patreon levels below: That gives you the opportunity to view comics before the wide public, download wallpapers and to take a look behind the scenes of making funny comics!

Handcrafted Love Letter Service contents spread on craft grid: orange envelope #27 with witch cat "War and Peas" illustration, holographic "squad ghouls" sticker with cute ghosts, pink worm keychain, polka dot papers, and red artist stamp - exclusive monthly Patreon goodies from independent creators

This image shows a popular "expanding brain" meme with four panels, each showing a brain scan that appears increasingly illuminated or energized as you move down the panels. Each panel represents an escalating level of excitement or enlightenment regarding art appreciation: Top panel: "PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOUR ART" with a basic blue brain scan Second panel: "PEOPLE ARE SHARING AND CREDITING YOUR ART" with a more illuminated purple/pink brain Third panel: "PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR EMAIL NEWSLETTER" with a brighter white/pink glowing brain Bottom panel: "PEOPLE ARE SUPPORTING YOU ON PATREON" with the most intense, radiant teal brain with light beams extending outward The meme humorously illustrates the progression of validation for artists, with financial support through Patreon depicted as the ultimate form of appreciation.

The algorithm-driven attention economy has turned art into something that’s supposed to be free, consumed in scrolls and taps between subway stops. We’re told success means millions of likes from strangers who’ll forget our work before their coffee gets cold.

But then there’s Patreon – this strange little economic rebellion where actual humans decide that something matters enough to support it directly. Because it resonates in some small, meaningful way with their actual lives.

When you pledge, even if it’s just a few dollars, what you’re really saying is: “I see the sweat-soaked 3 AM T-shirts. I see the scrapped drafts. I see the weekends spent indoors while everyone else is at brunch. And I think your art matters.”

Supporting our webcomic isn’t just about keeping the lights on (although electric companies are insistent about being paid). It’s about creating a tiny ecosystem where art can develop according to its own internal logic rather than chasing whatever social media companies decide is momentarily engaging.

So thank you – for being the kind of person who understands that the people behind internet art need support to thrive. Your contribution makes a difference.

A promotional image for the book "Hi, Earth" by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz (War and Peas). The image shows the book cover featuring a cartoon Earth wearing a cowboy hat and sweating while surrounded by flames. Cartoon animal characters surround the book: a bee with a blue balloon above, a smiling cow on the left, and a yellow dog/squirrel on the right. The background transitions from orange to yellow, with a quote at the bottom reading: "I can't remember the last time I snorted this much while reading a book." - Patile on Goodreads.
A promotional image for the book "Hi, Earth" by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz (War and Peas). The image shows the book cover featuring a cartoon Earth wearing a cowboy hat and sweating while surrounded by flames. Cartoon animal characters surround the book: a bee with a blue balloon above, a smiling cow on the left, and a yellow dog/squirrel on the right. The background transitions from orange to yellow, with a quote at the bottom reading: "I can't remember the last time I snorted this much while reading a book." - Patile on Goodreads.

It’s Out Now!

We still can’t quite believe it’s happening, but today we’re releasing our book “Hi, Earth” into the wild. We’ve spent years drawing talking animals, suicidal icebergs and horny flowers, trying to make sense of this beautiful mess we call home.

4-Panel Comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A melting iceberg complains, "It is so hot! This damn climate change!" Another iceberg listens in the background.

Panel 2: The second iceberg, "My great-grandfather was doing something about climate change before it was en vogue."

Panel 3: The first iceberg looks puzzled and asks, "Your great-grandfather?"

Panel 4: Flashback to a historical scene: a mustached iceberg watches as the Titanic sails toward it under a moonlit sky. The iceberg smugly replies, "Yeees, yeees."

We never set out to create something profound. Honestly, we just wanted to draw comics that made us laugh during our own late-night anxiety spirals about the state of the planet. Somehow those drawings about Timmy the terrified teenage praying mantis and aliens who can’t decide if they want to take over the planet or not, are now bound together in actual book form.

4-Panel Comic by War and Peas.
Panel 1: A UFO hovers in the night sky, beaming up a man named Jerry with a bright yellow tractor beam.

Panel 2: Two people watch the abduction. One exclaims, "They're abducting Jerry!"

Panel 3: As the UFO flies away, the two people remain unbothered. One says, "Thank God! I never liked him." The other replies, "Yeah, me neither."

Panel 4: Onboard the alien spaceship, Jerry is seated on a throne, surrounded by decorations, gifts, and an alien celebration. An alien reassures him, "They didn't deserve you, Jerry."

In these strange times, we’ve found that laughing at colorful pictures about the apocalypse helps us cope better than spiraling into despair. We hope maybe it might do the same for you. Sometimes sharing a nervous laugh about the things that terrify us can make them feel a little more manageable.

We’re endlessly grateful to the infamous publishing house Andrews McMeel for taking a chance on our odd little collection.

4-Panel Comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A news reporter, standing in a floating transparent water pod, says, "Since becoming a water planet, things have been difficult."

Panel 2: The reporter continues, "We’ve adapted by using water pods as a mode of transport." In the background, people are seen moving around inside similar floating pods.

Panel 3: Two people inside separate pods try to kiss, but their pods squish against each other with a squeak sound.

Panel 4: The reporter, maintaining a serious expression, states, "It has made reproduction quite difficult," while in the background, the couple struggles with their pods.

If you pick up “Hi, Earth,” we hope it gives you a quiet chuckle, or if we’re really lucky, a full-on snort-laugh that makes the people around you uncomfortable. That’s really all we were aiming for.

Get it via Amazon, Barnes & Noble or BAM. Or order it through your local bookstore!

With humble appreciation,
Elizabeth and Jonathan

Illustration of a cool, anthropomorphic book with muscular arms, wearing sunglasses and fishnet tights, flexing its biceps in front of a blurred bookstore background. The bold, hand-drawn text reads: 'Preordering Books Matters,' emphasizing the importance of preordering books to support authors and retailers.

Imagine a world where books you love magically appear in abundance, where your favorite authors are given the green light to write more, and where indie bookstores stay alive and well. That world exists – it just requires a little thing called preordering.

Here’s why that’s a great idea:

1. Shelf it up

When you preorder a book, you’re doing more than just guaranteeing that a fresh copy will land in your eager hands within a couple of days of its release. You are also whispering – no, shouting – into the capitalist void: Hey, we care about this book. Stock this book. Give this book a fighting chance.

Retailers respond to numbers. If a book gets a lot of preorders, bookstores order more copies, ensuring it doesn’t vegetate away in a dark warehouse next to unsold Ayurveda diet guides. If preorders are bad, that book might be DOA before it even gets a chance to charm (or traumatize) readers.

2. Signal to the Publisher

Strong pre-order sales send a signal to the publisher that the book might be thriving and not being avalanched by self-published werewolf romances. The publishing house can now increase the marketing budget and adjust the print run to meet the demands.

3. The self-fulfilling prophecy of lists

Let’s talk about bestseller lists. They don’t just add up what’s sold after release – it’s mostly about preorders. A book with strong preorder numbers can land on Amazon’s “Best in Category XYZ” lists or even make its way onto those prestigious bestseller lists that determine what gets splashed across airport newsstands. In short: preordering isn’t just buying a book – it’s voting for it.

Witch reading a book

Try it out now

Does that all sound like exactly the world you want to live in? Then we have a recommendation that you can pre-order right now: Our new book HI, EARTH comes out on April 1 (no joke but still a lot of jokes) and we love every single page of it.

It contains our best comics about our favorite planet and its inhabitants.

Get it via Amazon, Barnes & Noble or BAM.

Promotional image for the book 'Hi, Earth' by Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz (War and Peas). The book cover features a cartoon Earth with large, worried eyes, sitting on a wooden chair while surrounded by flames, wearing a fedora. The title is in bold, blocky letters. To the right, a quote describes the book as 'bittersweet but lighthearted,' roasting human folly while appreciating the planet. The text at the bottom announces the release date: 'Available April 1st. Wherever books are sold!'

Something Else

We get it: clicking preorder on a big retailer’s website is easy and requires no human interaction. But if you want to be a true literary champion, preorder from your local bookstore. It keeps them thriving, fosters community, and lets you pick up your book in an actual store, where you can also impulsively buy a tote bag you definitely need.

Find your local bookstore:

Most of you are aware that we send out monthly love letters. Yes, the ones that land in your physical mailbox and smell like roses.

We have a level for that on Patreon and if you plan on joining the club, you should do it now. Because this letter will be special: We’re sending out one super cute alien sticker sheet with every letter and we are so amazed by the quality, we had to spoiler that.

Join the club now!

Each love letter contains:

  • one heartfelt poem
  • one hologram sticker
  • one surprise item (except this month it’s not really a surprise)

Join the club now!

A bearded pirate in a red coat and black hat gestures with one hand, looking slightly uncomfortable. The text above reads: "You have millions of followers. I think you're good." The caption beneath him says: "Well yes, but actually no." The meme humorously highlights the misconception that a large social media following equals financial success.

Yes, we have millions of followers and social media is great for validation, but not so much for paying bills. Turns out, likes and shares don’t magically turn into rent money.

Platforms don’t pay us, and while some of you do (which we deeply appreciate), the conversion rate is… laughably low. If exposure paid rent, we’d be landlords. But alas.

So, if you enjoy what we do and want to keep seeing it, Patreon is where that magic happens. No pressure – just an invitation to be part of the reason this stays sustainable.

A book titled Liebe Erde by War and Peas rests among the green leaves of a plant. The cover illustration features a cartoon Earth wearing a small hat, sweating nervously while holding a burning letter, surrounded by flames. A red circular sticker on the cover indicates the inclusion of new and exclusive comic strips. The book is published by Edition Moderne. The vibrant yellow background of the cover contrasts with the green foliage surrounding it.

If you don’t speak German: our deepest condolences. From here on, it’s all existential despair and unnecessarily long words. But hey, if you’ve ever dreamed of mastering the former language of love (back when poets and philosophers actually preferred it, before history happened again), now’s your shot. If not, no stress, the book drops in English this April, and you can already pre-order it on Amazon (tragically, not the rainforest).

A book titled Liebe Erde by War and Peas rests among the green leaves of a plant. The cover illustration features a cartoon Earth wearing a small hat, sweating nervously while holding a burning letter, surrounded by flames. A red circular sticker on the cover indicates the inclusion of new and exclusive comic strips. The book is published by Edition Moderne. The vibrant yellow background of the cover contrasts with the green foliage surrounding it.

Photo: Nicolas Duc

Liebe Erde

Wir sind mega stolz, dass unser neues Buch LIEBE ERDE beim renommierten Verlag EDITION MODERNE erscheint!

Darin enthalten sind die besten Strips über unseren (nicht so vorbildlichen) Umgang mit dem Planeten. Bäume, Berge, Tauben, Meerjungfrauen, Aliens, Gottesanbeterinnen, Hunde – alle machen sich über uns Menschen lustig und zeigen uns mit Biss und Humor unbequeme Wahrheiten auf.

Und das Beste: Es sind neue und unveröffentlichte Strips enthalten! In unserem Shop gibt es signierte Exemplare.

Bestellen könnt ihr das wunderschöne Buch AUSSERDEM hier:

… und wirklich in jedem Buchladen im deutschsprachigen Raum!

Weil ihr nun durchgehalten habt und diesen Text immer noch lest, haben wir einen exklusiven Comic für euch, der weder im Buch ist, noch auf Englisch erscheint, sondern einfach nur da ist, weil wir euch gern haben:

Panel 1 (Spanien): Zwei Personen stehen draußen unter blauem Himmel, zeigen nach oben und rufen auf Spanisch: „¡Mirad! La migración de las grullas está llegando.“ (Schau! Der Zug der Kraniche kommt.) Am Himmel sieht man eine Gruppe fliegender Vögel.

Panel 2 (Frankreich): Eine ähnliche Szene – zwei Menschen, einer mit blonden Haaren, die andere mit braunen Haaren, zeigen nach oben und sagen auf Französisch: „Regard! La migration des grues arrive!“ (Schau! Der Zug der Kraniche kommt.) Auch hier fliegen Kraniche über den Himmel.

Panel 3 (Niederlande): Eine ältere Frau und ein Mädchen mit Zöpfen zeigen nach oben. Das Mädchen ruft auf Niederländisch: „Kijk! De kraanvogeltrek komt eraan!“ (Schau! Der Zug der Kraniche kommt.) Über ihnen sind wieder fliegende Kraniche zu sehen.

Panel 4 (Deutschland): Anstelle von Vögeln am Himmel ist hier eine große, gelbe Störungsmeldung mit gezacktem Rand zu sehen: „Aufgrund einer technischen Störung fällt der Zug der Kraniche aus.“ Darunter stehen drei Menschen, die verwirrt und enttäuscht nach oben blicken.

Am unteren Rand des Comics steht „War and Peas“.

Here’s the last reminder about the witch plush we made in collaboration with YouTooz.

The thing is a whopping 9” and features a removable wand. We’re totally in love with it!

It’s the last possibility to order as it will be gone in 24 hours, on August 27th at 9pm CET/3pm EDT. If you find this too confusing, better order now!

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