5-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A cheerful young witch wearing a pointy hat, green stockings, and a black dress walks through an arched hallway with a cat in the background. She says, “I’m going to the shelter to find a familiar.”

Panel 2: A black cat lies indignantly on a green cushion, reading a book titled “Portals to Hell Vol. III.” The cat looks up with wide eyes and says, “AHEM! I am your familiar.”

Panel 3: The witch, now annoyed, responds with clenched fists, “You should’ve thought about that before you destroyed all my stockings.”

Panel 4: The witch walks away as the cat watches her. She says over her shoulder, “Also, I always wanted a toad.”

Panel 5: The witch is seen leaving through the doorway while the cat shouts after her, “At least get one we can lick and get high from!”