War and Peas

Groceries

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7-panel-comic by War and Peas: Panel 1: A vampire scolds a black cat (Lord Nibbles) in a shopping cart, saying, "You guys only eat junk food." Panel 2: The vampire asks the cat, "How 'bout something healthy for a change?" and looks at broccoli Panel 3: The cat, now looking furious and hissing, shouts, "ACK ACK! Not Vegetables!" Panel 4: The vampire suggests, "Jeez. What about some fruit at least!" Panel 5: The cat, holding a clove of garlic in front of the vampire, shouts, "ARGH! Stay Away!" Panel 6: The vampire spits blood and says. The cat yells, "Be GONE, evil demon!" Panel 7: The vampire and the cat return home. A witch sits on the couch playing video games and says, "Told you. Just get Lucky Charms and he'll behave."

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