Four-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A woman sits in a boat crossing a river with the Grim Reaper and Charon. The Grim Reaper asks, “Do you want to see the Top Ten of How you almost died?”

Panel 2: The Grim Reaper continues, “Remember that one guy you almost went home with?”

Panel 3: The woman, wide-eyed: “Oh my GOD! Was he a serial killer? A cannibal?”

Panel 4: The Grim Reaper calmly replies: “No. His bathroom floor was very slippery.”