6-panel comic by War and Peas.

Panel 1: A dog character, wearing glasses, a shirt, and tie, stands at a podium labeled with a microphone. He says, “Research has shown that dogs are the most loyal creatures.”

Panel 2: Continuing his talk, the dog lecturer says, “That’s why the love language of unconditional affection is called…”

Panel 3: With enthusiastic eyes and a slight smile, he confidently declares, “…Doggy Style!”

Panel 4: A giraffe character pops in from behind the curtain whispering something to the dog.

Panel 5: The dog is now standing silently behind the podium as the spotlight stays on him. He seems awkward and regretful.

Panel 6: The dog walks off the stage slowly, tail drooping. He tosses his speech notes behind him. A sign in the background reads: “Science of Love – Dr. Doggy.”