War and Peas

Crop Circles

warandpeass

Panel 1: A farmer in overalls and a straw hat stands in a cornfield, speaking to a female scientist holding a clipboard. He asks, “So this is really a NASA project?” Panel 2: The scientist, looking offended, responds indignantly, “How dare you question my scientific approach?” Panel 3: The farmer, looking uncertain, says, “Sorry, it’s just that I’ve never made a crop circle before.” Panel 4: The sun sets as the camera zooms out to reveal a massive crop formation – not an alien symbol, but an elaborate depiction of the scientist in underwear in a sexy pose. The scientist reassures the farmer, “It’ll work. Trust me.”

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