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4-panel comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A robber with a money bag runs out of a bank labeled “BANK.” Officer McSexy, a muscular, blond policeman in sunglasses, spots the crime from the sidewalk. The narrator says: “Officer McSexy spotted a crime. Quick, do something, McSexy!” Panel 2: Instead of chasing the criminal, McSexy is distracted, holding a bottle labeled “Hair Aid” and combing his hair with sparkles surrounding him. Narration: “Oh no! McSexy is distracted! The criminal will get away!” Panel 3: The thief slips dramatically in what appears to be spilled hair gel, yelling “AAAHHH!” as he falls and drops the money. Panel 4: The thief is now in handcuffs, and McSexy confidently walks beside him past the bank. Narration: “You’ve done it again, McSexy.”