Black Friday isn’t a holiday, it’s a heist. A glittery, discount-code-waving distraction where billionaires  convince you that buying a $12 toaster you don’t need is a victory.

Spoiler: The only people winning are the ones who already have more money than God.

Jeff Bezos doesn’t need your $12. But the local bookstore? Your favorite indie artist? The weird little shop down the street that sells handmade candles that smell like a vacation in Scandinavia? They do.

 

Every dollar you spend at a corporate monolith is a dollar extracted from your community. It’s a vote for a world where Main Street looks like a ghost town and your social media feed is just ads for stuff you’ll forget by New Year’s. But every dollar you spend at a small business? That’s a dollar going toward someone’s rent. For the barista’s poetry habit or the cartoonist’s art supply. It’s a dollar that says, “I’d rather live in a world where people thrive than where billionaires buy themselves another yacht.”

So this Black Friday, skip the algorithmic “deals.” Unfollow the influencers hawking disposable junk. Instead, buy the zine from that artist you’ve been meaning to support. Grab a book from the shop with the creaky floorboards. Get the weird, wonderful thing you didn’t know you needed from the Etsy seller who hand-paints each one.

Because here’s the trick billionaires really hate: You don’t have to play their game. Your money is your power.

Wapsy-Friday-20 gives you 20% off from our shop

 

Wapsy-Friday-20 gives you 20% off from our shop

Howl. Howl. Howl. It’s Harvest Moon and you know what that means: PRINT DROP SEASON!

 

 

 

Locally Sourced & Signed by the Artists

All of these come fresh from a local print studio. They’re not mass-produced, not churned out by a soulless mega-corporation that also sells mayonnaise and garden hoses. No, these are real.

We, Elizabeth and Jonathan, sign them with our own actual hands, the same hands that have shaken in caffeine-induced terror and absentmindedly petted stray cats – while thinking of stories that make you smile.

 

 

 

Magical Guffaw

Why do you only do print drops on full moons? Well, because magic, that’s why. But also because a full moon does things to people. It stirs the ancient, pre-tax-document parts of the brain. It makes wolves howl, makes people google things like “can the moon make me impulsively buy art,” and generally bathes everything in a weird, mystical glow that says, Yes, you should probably own one of these prints.

 

 

You’d rather die than decide which print you like? We’ve got you covered: Order the Surprise Print and we’ll decide what’s best for you. That can be a print from this collection, from a previous one or a comic no one has ever laid eyes upon!

 

So go and tell your friends! Because the moon is full, the prints are live, and if you hesitate, you may have to live with the unbearable knowledge that someone else has the print that should have been yours. And that, my friend, is no way to live.

Come a little bit closer
Hear what I have to say
Just like children sleepin’
We could dream this night away

But there’s a full moon risin’
Let’s go dancin’ in the light
We know where the music’s playin’
Let’s go out and feel the night

Because I’m still in love with you
I want to see you dance again
Because I’m still in love with you
On this harvest moon

100% Not sure iron-on patch on red background

Confidence level? 100% Not Sure!

Whether you’re navigating the unpredictable waters of daily existence or just want to add a bit of comic relief to your ensemble, this patch has got you covered!

Also available in a bundle deal with our other embroidered iron-on patches!

100 % Not Sure Patch - packaged horizontal on red backgroundCloseup of all four patches

We also recommend our signed art prints! We have added many new ones to the store.

War and Peas Cloud Pin

This cloud is the perfect companion. Stick it on your favorite jacket and let it watch over you as you go about your day. With it’s serene yet tight-lipped smile, it’s the perfect expression for when you simply don’t give any f*cks. We’re very sure, no one will mess with you when you wear this iron-clad cumulus.

HI-QUALITY ENAMEL

The pin is made of hi-quality enamel, with a metal base and robust coating, and is fastened with two butterfly locks.

Get it here