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Follow our cadre of lovably doomed characters – a Slutty Witch with boundary issues, a vampire whose immortality hasn’t improved his social skills, the Grim Reaper having his weekly crisis of purpose, and a NASA scientist whose thirst for alien contact stems from desires definitely not approved by government funding.

Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two green aliens are at a press conference, sitting behind microphones. One alien happily says, "Jesus? We love that guy!" Panel 2: A human reporter with a microphone looks surprised and says, "We’ve been waiting centuries for his second coming." Panel 3: The first alien casually responds, "Really? He comes to us every year." The second alien adds, "We invited him for cookies. What did you do?" The reporter starts to sweat. Panel 4: Both aliens pause, looking inquisitive. One alien asks, "Wait. What did you do?" All reporters sweat.
4 Panel Comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: A female scientist is holding a presentation. She says: "New evidence suggests..." 2. Panel: Close-Up to her face: "that aliens are MUCH SEXIER than previously assumed." 3. Panel: She clicks with a pointer to the presentation screen and says: "By evidence I mean these illustrations I've been making in my free time." 4. The screen showing herself being held like a queen by two giant buff aliens. Their muscles are sweaty and they're standing on a giant pink planet.
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A witch in a black dress and hat sits at a bar, smiling flirtatiously. She says, “Wanna come to my place? I have the body of a 19-year-old.” Panel 2: A blonde man, excited, responds, “Sounds good to me. Let’s go.” Panel 3: Jumpcut: The witch and the man stand at the top of a staircase leading into a dark basement. The witch looks down, saying, “Must be here somewhere.” Panel 4: The witch, now on all fours, triumphantly finds two literal bodies in a pile of junk and exclaims, “Ha, there you go! Even two 19-year-olds!”
Panel 1: A farmer in overalls and a straw hat stands in a cornfield, speaking to a female scientist holding a clipboard. He asks, “So this is really a NASA project?” Panel 2: The scientist, looking offended, responds indignantly, “How dare you question my scientific approach?” Panel 3: The farmer, looking uncertain, says, “Sorry, it’s just that I’ve never made a crop circle before.” Panel 4: The sun sets as the camera zooms out to reveal a massive crop formation – not an alien symbol, but an elaborate depiction of the scientist in underwear in a sexy pose. The scientist reassures the farmer, “It’ll work. Trust me.”
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A group of witches sit in a circle around a fire under the night sky. One witch says, "To abolish the patriarchy once and for all..." Panel 2: Another witch, holding a wand, adds, "...raise your wands, sisters!" Panel 3: Several witches lift their wands, while one holds up what looks like a vibrator (magic wand). Panel 4: The witch holding the vibrator looks slightly awkward, while the other witches continue their ritual under the moon.

It’s like having The Far Side and The Addams Family crash into your consciousness while you’re still holding your morning coffee.