Best of Cartoons

Best of Cartoons

Cartoons! Those cryptic little dispatches hiding in newspapers — probably the most honest things on any page, and yet they show up winking, as if truth were a joke they’re only half-willing to tell.

We remember grabbing the paper from our parents to study those tiny black-and-white drawings, understanding almost nothing, and feeling oddly complete. A keyhole into the grown-up world. Now that we’ve stumbled through that door ourselves, we see those panels for what they always were: the most profound square inches of newsprint ever committed to recycling bins.

Which is, of course, exactly why we decided to devote some part of our lives to making them.

Support Dawg

Cartoon by War and Peas called "Support Dawg": A support dog walks on the leash of a woman and says "You can do it, bitch."

4:30 Cry

War and Peas - 4:30 Cry - By Elizabetth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Who’s Waldo

War and Peas - Whos Waldo - By Elizabetth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Driving the Stick

A black and white cartoon showing witches with different modes of transportation under a crescent moon. One young witch stands on the ground looking up disapprovingly, while three other witches fly through the sky - one on a scooter/moped, one on a hoverboard, and one on what appears to be a Roomba vacuum. The caption reads: 'Kids these days... Don't even know how to drive the stick anymore.'

Bring Your Dog to Work Day

In a black-and-white cartoon, two surgeons stand in an operating room during surgery. A patient lies unconscious on the operating table with their chest open. To the right, a dog leaps off the table, happily running away — carrying what appears to be a removed organ in its mouth. The caption reads: “It would be the last ‘Bring Your Dog To Work Day’ at the hospital.”

Sudden Urge

Single-panel-comic by War and Peas Two business men are walking side by side, each holding a cup of coffee. The caption at the bottom of the panel reads, "Do you ever get the sudden urge to never feel an urge again?"

Mind Your Business

A cartoon by War and Peas shows a bird sitting in an airplane seat, wearing a seatbelt and angrily saying to a man next to them, "Why don’t you mind your own fuckin’ business."

Memory Foam

War and Peas - Memory Foam - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Lost Cat

Funny cartoon

Ritual

Cartoon by War and Peas. A witch coven is surrounded a fire preparing a ritual. They're all naked. One witch is holding a big bowl of marshmallows and says, "Just because we're doing a ritual doesn't mean we can't roast marshmallows."

Clitty

A cartoon by War and Peas: It shows a clitoris in the style of clippy. The title reads, "Clitty – the much needed assistant" Clitty asks, "It looks like you're having sex with a woman. Would you like help?" The user can now choose between "Yes, I need assistance." or "Continue without help."

Finally

This cartoon by War and Peas depicts a dinosaur wearing a pterosaur costume, with wings tied to its back. The dinosaur is looking hopeful, thinking, "This year, I'm finally gonna win best costume." In the background, a meteor is hurtling toward Earth, referencing the mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs 66 million years ago. The caption below reads, "66 million years ago," adding a layer of humor as the dinosaur remains unaware of the impending disaster while focusing on its costume.

For Grandma

The big bad wolf being whipped

Hot Bitches

War and Peas - Hot Bitches - Elizabeth Pich and Jonathan Kunz

Bedtime Stories

Cartoon by War and Peas: Father reads story to child and says, "If you liked this episode of Bedtime Stories, please like and subscribe."

CV

A black and white cartoon by War and Peas. A giant egg sits at a small desk and conducts a job interview with a sperm. She says, "Your CV is quite impressive but I have a few other applications to consider."

Normal Person

I Need This More Than You

A Word From Our Sponsor

A humorous cartoon by War and Peas depicts a therapy session. A patient lies on a couch, looking puzzled, while the therapist, sitting nearby with a clipboard, says, "Let’s talk about that. But first a word from our sponsor Hello Fresh." The cartoon uses satire to poke fun at advertising in unexpected places.

It’s Not You

A black-and-white cartoon by War and Peas shows a woman speaking to a man. They stand facing each other with neutral expressions. The woman says, "It’s not you, it’s men." The caption is a humorous twist on the classic breakup line, "It’s not you, it’s me," suggesting her frustration is with men in general rather than the individual man.