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Panel 1: The Grim Reaper asks a person, "Any last word?" The person responds, "Shouldn't it be words? Plural?" Panel 2: The Grim Reaper says, "No, I'm on a tight schedule today. Just one word." Panel 3: The person ponders for a moment, hand on their chin, while the Grim Reaper waits patiently. Panel 4: The person says, "Boobs."

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A man in a light blue shirt picks up a pumpkin at a supermarket pumpkin display. The pumpkin says, "Oh boy, I'm gonna be the spookiest Jack O'Lantern." Panel 2: The man carries a grocery bag with the pumpkin inside as he walks home at night. The pumpkin thinks, "I'm gonna scare all the kids!" Panel 3: The pumpkin sits on a kitchen counter thinking "Muahahaha!" Panel 4: The pumpkin, now placed on a porch with a "Welcome" sign, has a goofy, unintentionally cute face. It says, "Damn," realizing it looks silly instead of scary.

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Panel 1: A caption reads, "What a magnificent mountain." The panel shows a tall, snow-capped mountain under a blue sky. Panel 2: A caption reads, "What a magnificent bear on top of the mountain." The panel shows a bear standing on the peak of the mountain. Panel 3: A caption reads, "What a magnificent spider on top of the bear." The panel shows a close-up of a spider perched on the bear's head. Panel 4: The spider thinks, "I am the shit."

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Panel 1: A robot and a woman sit at a dinner table. The woman says, "I'll admit, when I agreed to this date I thought you were a human." The robot looks neutral. Panel 2: The robot responds, "Well, I'm a very good listener..." Panel 3: The robot adds, "...and I have multiple body parts that can vibrate." The woman looks shocked. Panel 4: The woman, raising her hand, says, "Could we get the check please?"

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4-panel-comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A witch and a fairy are sitting at a café table outside. The fairy asks, "So, how's dating life?" Panel 2: The witch responds, "I met a sexy vampire recently." Panel 3: The witch continues, "Vampires are actually pretty good in bed." Panel 4: The witch adds, "But it gets weird when you're on your period." The fairy looks surprised and slightly uncomfortable.

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Panel 1: Bob sits on an armchair and asks, "Bob, are you ready?" Panel 2: The other Bob, wearing a red dress and sporting a moustache, enters the room and says, "I'm ready." Panel 3: The first Bob says, "You can't go out like that." Panel 4: The first Bob stands up, combs the other Bob's moustache, and says, "Your moustache is unkempt."

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Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."