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We’ve All Got a Bit of Barbie in Us

By warandpeass | August 9, 2023

4-Panel-Comic by War and Peas in collaboration with Rewriting Extinction. 1. Panel: At the beach. Ken & Barbie wearing warning vests and clean-up gear by the edge of the sea. Barbie: "Feels good to give back and be part of the solution, doesn’t it!” 2. They're starting to melt. Ken: "Yeah, but it's so damn hot." A fish pokes its head out of the water near them. 3. Ken's arm is melting into the sea. Barbie's face is melting. The fish is now closer. Barbie: "Your arm!" Ken: “Your face!” 4. At a fish restaurant. The fish from earlier has been cut open, revealing Barbie’s half melted horrific face staring up at us.

Collab Comic with the wonderful people from Rewriting Extinction. Go check them out and support their cause.

Posted in Black Humor, Comics, Dark Humor and tagged as Barbie, Barbie and Ken, beach clean up, comic, fish restaurant, funny, give back, Heat, heat waves, hot, humor, Ken, lol, melting plastic, ocean, plastic, REWRITING EXTINCTION, summer, war and peas, webcomic.

Passwords

By warandpeass | July 30, 2023

4-panel Comic by War and Peas . 1. Panel: The Slutty Witch is sitting at her laptop and says, "Damnit. What's my email password again?" 2. Panel: Her cat, Lord Nibbles, is playing with an Ouija board ans says, "SluttyUpri$ing69-Kill-Kill-Kill#Destroy-Burn-it-All-Down" 3. Panel: The Slutty Witch is thinking about that. 4. Panel: She answers, "No, that's my online banking."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, online banking, password, Passwords, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Favorite Restaurant

By warandpeass | July 23, 2023

Comic about a Witch/Vampire couple by War and Peas 1. Panel: A witch and a vampire walk down the street holding hands. The witch says, "Tonight, I'm taking you to my favorite restaurant." 2. Panel: She stops, "Here we are!".She's standing in front of a cemetery gate. The vampire is angry, "WTF!" 3. Panel: The vamp shouts, "You expect me to eat dead bodies?" 4. Panel: The witch points at the building on the other side of the street with a big sign reading "Greek Deli". She says, "No, I meant this one."

Posted in Absurd Humor, Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as black humor, Cemetery, comic, comic strip, comics, comicstrips, couple, dark humor, date, Favorite Restaurant, funny, Greek Deli, hilarious, humor, restaurant, Slutty Witch, vamp, vampire, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.

Big Bang Theory

By warandpeass | July 16, 2023

Funny Comic by War and Peas 1.Panel: A female scientist is standing on the deck of an observatory. Next to her is a male scientist who is taking notes and supervising a computer. She looks up at the night sky through a telescope and says, "Do you ever look up and wonder if you're looking at two aliens having sex? 2. Panel: She turns to her colleague and says with shining eyes, "Or an alien orgy?" 3. Panel: They look at each other in silence. 4. Panel: She looks through the telescope again and says, "Or just one alien beating the beat."

Posted in Comics and tagged as alien, alien orgy, aliens, banging one out, comic, comics, deck, elizabeth pich, female scientist, funny, humor, jonathan kunz, lol, NASA, observatory, scientist, sexy humor, telescope, thirsty, war and peas, webcomic.

Today’s the Day

By warandpeass | July 9, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. Panel: A crab carrying a briefcase is returning to its home from work. It says, "Today's the day I finally pay off my house!" 2. "Finally I can retire–" 3. The crab is interrupted by a sound coming from above: rumble rumble. 4. A huge ship is crashing onto the crab and its house. On the side of the ship you can see the lettering "Ocean Gate".

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Hilarious Comics and tagged as accident, boom, comic, comics, crab, funny, humor, Ocean Gate, OceanGate, retire, retirement, rumble, Ship, shipwreck, war and peas, webcomic.

Equalizer

By warandpeass | July 2, 2023

Funny 4-panel-Comic by War and Peas about Mr. Death. 1. The Grim Reaper stands in front of an eerie, gloomy landscape. He says: "I'm the great equalizer." 2. He walks towards giant skulls in a toxic landscape: "The last true, socialist principle." 3. He now sits on one of those giant skulls: "I'm inevitable and come equally for all." 4. He stands in front of cryogenetic tanks with people floating in them: "Damn cryo billionaires!"

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as billionaire, billionaires, comic, cryo, cryogenic, Cryogenics, Equalizer, funny, Grim Reaper, hilarious, humor, lol, Socialist, war and peas, webcomic.

Perhaps

By warandpeass | June 25, 2023

Yonkoma Comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A royal person surveys their lands and says, "I'm feeling blue today." 2. Panel: An aide makes the suggestion "Perhaps torturing some peasants might cheer up Your Excellency?" 3. Panel: The royal person replies,"Maybe something less violent. Like frolicking in a field of daisies." 4. Panel: They're standing in a field of daisies looking depressed: "Hm. Get the peasants."

Posted in Comics, Hilarious Comics and tagged as comic, comic strip, daisies, field of daisies, funny, funny comic, humor, king, lol, peasants, queen, royal, torture, torturing, war and peas, webcomic, your excellency.

Romance

By warandpeass | June 18, 2023

4 panel comic by War and Peas 1. Panel: The witch is on bed ready to have sex with a guy. They both look at a corner from the room. She says: "He'll be done in a minute." 2. Panel: Her cat named Lord Nibbles is taking a poop at his cat toilet. He's intensely staring at them. 3. Panel: The guy says: "He's making eye contact." 4. Panel: Witch: "He's establishing dominance. Don't look away."

Posted in Comics, Sexy Humor and tagged as black cat, cat, comic, date, dominance, funny, humor, lol, lord nibbles, sexy, Slutty Witch, war and peas, witch, witches, Witchy.

Mr. Pavlov

By warandpeass | May 21, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas about Ivan Pavlov. 1. Panel: A housekeeper rings a bell and calls out: "Mr. Pavlov, dinner is ready!" 2. Ivan Pavlov jumps out of a door and shouts: "That's great, Irma!" 3. He is sitting at a bare table and realizes: "Wait, Irma, there's no food." 4. Panel: Irma pulls her own head off her shoulders and you can see that it was just a mask. Underneath is a dog that screams angrily: "How the tables have turned, Mr. Pavlov!" Other aggressive dogs surround him. It's their revenge at last.

Posted in Absurd Humor, Black Humor, Comics and tagged as bell, comic, comic strip, comic strips, Comicstrip, dinner, dog, dogs, funny, humor, Irma, Ivan Pavlov, lol, Pavlov, Pawlow, war and peas, webcomic.

Potions

By warandpeass | May 14, 2023

Funny 4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: The beloved Slutty Witch is sitting in her potions shop reading a sexy book. 2. Panel: A guy comes in and says: "I'm looking for something to help me with my love life." 3. Panel: The witch points at a specific vial and says: "This will make you irresistible to rats." 4. Panel: The man reaches for the bottle and says: "Close enough."

Posted in Comics, Dark Humor, Sexy Humor and tagged as black humor, close enough, comic, comic strip, Comicstrip, comicstrips, dark humor, funnies, funny, humor, humorous, lol, love, love life, love potion, Potion, Potions, Rat, Rats, Slutty Witch, war and peas, webcomic, witch, witches, Witchy.
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